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ek dost ne apne dost se kha k agar me mar jaon to tum kiya karo gy.to dost ne mazaq me jawab diya k me to bhot khush ho jaon ga agle din os ka dost mar geya or ek lettar us dost ke liye chor geya jis me likha hua tha yar jaan bhi koi cheez thi teri khushi k liye
269 chars (2 sms)
" Zamien K Aastanoon Se Le Kar
Falak K Chand Taroon Tak,
Koe
"EHL_WAFA"
Dhoondo..........................?
Agar Hum Be-WafA Hain To."
141 chars (1 sms)
"LO Sham HOty H HasrT_E_UmiD K Diye B Bujh Sy Gaye"
"Viraaniyon Sy Wabista Meri Aik Or EID Guzr Ga'E" 2@|~>q<~t\/£v
117 chars (1 sms)
Ishiq sasitaaa bohit milaaa thaaa,,,,,
Ishiq mahngaaa bohat para hy...!!!
74 chars (1 sms)
Super Killer Joke
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Boy and girl are sitting..
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2 dogs kissed each other
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Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na
mano to main bhii??????
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Girl- ok, par sambhal ke..,
kahi kutta kaat na le. ;( :D :P :
195 chars (2 sms)
"Ek idea jo badl de apki duniya..............:P
Agar lyf me kabhi aapse koi mistake ho jaye...
To 2 min. apni aankhen band karke...
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socho k...
Iska ilzaam kispar lagaya jaye.............................:P:p
228 chars (2 sms)
Height Of Thinking
Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ..
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1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.
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2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !
If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again
We Have To Study From
209 chars (2 sms)
(-.-)/’
<)( Kaka Gal
_/\_ Sun
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Masjid Wichun 3 Lotey Fie
Gaib Ney,
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<)( Baaz
_/\_ kyu nal
109 chars (1 sms)
People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again
95 chars (1 sms)
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"
153 chars (1 sms)
Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"
car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"
pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."
uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."
Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "
495 chars (4 sms)
Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola I Love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun Pathan: Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
155 chars (1 sms)
khatam sab he ka intezaar hogaya
barish ki bondein giri kuch is tarah se
laga falak ko zameen se pyaar hogaya;)
111 chars (1 sms)
Ebtida.e.ishq se takmeel.e.zindgi tak....
Tumhe chaha,
Tumhe chaha,
Aur sirf tumhe chahen gay...!!!
100 chars (1 sms)
Guzar jayege aapke pas se hawa
bankar,
beh jayege ankho se aansu bankar,
aaj to aapke pas fursat nahi,
yaad karoge jab reh jayege dil ki yaad
bankar
153 chars (1 sms)