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Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p
146 chars (1 sms)
Yehi S0chte, S0chte Hum Sub,
Ek D0sre K0 Kh0, Dengay Ek Din,
"DOST"
W0 Mujhe Yaad, Nahi Karta T0,
Main Ussey Kyun, Yaad kar0n,....
136 chars (1 sms)
Tanha Tanha si Raat or Tanha Tanha se Hum
Afsurda Afsurda Yaden,
Bheega Bheega Mosam,
Sookhey patton ka Shor,
Andhery ki Sargoshi,
Dharkan ki Aahat,
Qismat se apne Shikway,
Tere ehsas ka atoot bandhan,
Tere sath guzre pal,
Tere loat aanay ke Umeeden,
Tere raste pe nazar,
Lamha lamha rat ka Dhalna,
Pal pal apni as ka Tootna,
Dil ke zakhmon ka ghera hona,
368 chars (3 sms)
Dil Cheer k B Dekho Ge To Dard Dhoond Na Pao GA
DOST
Q K
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Dard Mere Dil Mai Nahi
"Sar" Mai Hy
(,")>/)( <"\_ UuFF penadol hai tmhary pas...
169 chars (2 sms)
*~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki Si?
FRIEND: Goli lagi Si Mathey Wich.
Sardar: Oh Tu
Shukar Kar Akh bach gai..%-)
149 chars (1 sms)
Sardar to sardarni:
"Aaj 4 bajay khotayan(Donkey) di race aye,Main utthay jaana aye"
Sardarni : "Bas rein diyo,
turya te jaanda nai,
tay race lao gay"
154 chars (1 sms)
Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya.
Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye
aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo.
Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and
said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek
baar aur try karo.
Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le
ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya.
Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places
aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead.
Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?
Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee
for Cat Scanning.
524 chars (4 sms)
Raat bhar sisakty rehna bs ek shakhs ki khaatir,
Isy agar ishq kehty hain to wAllah meri Toba ... !!
102 chars (1 sms)
Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"
Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.
Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.
Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?
Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....
494 chars (4 sms)
Husban: Darling! tum mujhe aik jagah se boht achi lagti ho.
Wife(khush ho k): Kahan se?
Husband: dooooooooooooor se...
120 chars (1 sms)
Muddat se jin ki aas thi, Woh milay b tou kuch youn milay,
Hum Nazar utha kar tarrap uthay, Woh nazar jhuka kar guzar gaye...
126 chars (1 sms)
Hawaen kehti hen DOSTI karo
Fizaen kehti hen PYAR karo
Baharen kehti hen SHADI karo
Or gahr wale kehte hen
FARAZ
Bakwas band karo aur koi
NOKRI karo
155 chars (1 sms)
jaan keh kr pukaara to larz gai mere dil ki zameen ~Faraz~
Peechy mur kr jo dekha to wo mukhatib kisi oar se tha
113 chars (1 sms)
Mujh Se Bichro Gi Tu
Badnaam Ho Jao Gi.
Saudagaron K Haathon
Nelaam Ho Jao Gi.
Main Sari Raat Haathon
Me Phool Liay Betha Raha,
Mujhe Ye Khabar Na Thi
K Ek Din Bewafa Ho Jao
Gi.
Ye Mohabbat Ka Khail
Tumhary Bus Me Nahi.
Agar Khailo Gi Tu Yun
Hi Haar Jao Gi.
Kaantay Thay Meri Raah
Me Har Dam.
Agar Main Chalon Tu
Tum Khafa Ho Jao Gi.
Ek Din Faaqeer Rotay
Rotay Ye Keh Gaya
Zafar ko.
Jis Se Tum Pyar Karty
Ho Wo Aik Din Bewafa
Ho jayGi.
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457 chars (3 sms)
Kaash main teri haseen
Ankhon ka kajal hota.
Tere ronay se tere saray
Ansuon ko pi jata.
Raat ko be-khabri me Jo
Tujhe mera khayal aata.
Tu main teri ankhon me
kuch pehlay se ziada
Tehal jata.
Subha jab tum apne
Naram hathon se saf
karti mujhe.
Tu main tere nazuk
Hathon pe lag sa jata.
To apni ankhon me
Hamesha pyar se lagati
Mujhe,
Tu na kabhi khud se
Juda kar pati mujhe.
Youn teri rangeen dunya
Me rehta madhosh.
Umar bhar me karta teri
Ankhon ko roshan.
Kash main teri haseen
Ankhon ka kajal hota.
¤KinG Of SmS¤007
526 chars (4 sms)