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Jab chote the tab bade hone ki badi
tamana thi
magar ab pata chala ki adhure EHSAS
aur tute SAPNE se
achche adhura HOMEWORK aur tute
KHILONE the.
150 chars (1 sms)
Jis ke liye sab kuch luta diya humne,
wo kehte hai unko bhula diya humne,
gaye the hum unke aansu pochne,
ilzam de diya ki unko rula diya
humne.
148 chars (1 sms)
Use bhul kar jiya to kya jiya,
Dam hai to use Pakar Dikha,
Likh Patthro par apne Prem ki kahani,
Aur sagar ko bol- Dam hai to ise mita
kar dikha.
149 chars (1 sms)
Ansu na hote to ankhe itni khubsurt
na hoti,
dard na hota to khushi ki keemat na
hoti,
agar mil jata koi chahne se
to dunia mein upparwale ki jarurt na hoti.
162 chars (2 sms)
'School mein 1 FAIL Student K Papa
Class Teacher se:
Madam! Thora Aap Tight Rakho,
Thora Main Zor Lagata hun, Umed hy is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega.'
154 chars (1 sms)
'February ko Valentine's Day hota Hai!
Aur 14 November ko Children Day.
Dono Dates mein 9 Mahinon ka Faraq Hai..
Is liye Jin ko Samajh aa Gai he Wo Forward karein Aur Baki Cartoon dekhein.:-)'
201 chars (2 sms)
'Wife: Aj Raat Nahi Dalwaongi
.
Kal B Ap Daal K So Gay thay
Bohat Jalan Hui thi
.
Mai Sari Raat Masalti rahi
.
Pani bhi Nikalta Raha
.
.
.
.
.
Lagta Hai Ye Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai.'
201 chars (2 sms)
'BOy: mn 18 sal ka hOn, aur tum?Girl: mn b 18 ki.Boy: tu chal na.Girl: sharma k, kahan?BOy: vOte dene!SOch badlO mulk badly ga"'
129 chars (1 sms)
Kyun yaad tum itna aate ho…?
Kyun hum ko tum tarpaate ho…?
Gum sum gum sum hain aaj sahar se hum…
Kyun itna hamain sataate ho…?
Aadi hogaye hain us sitam ke hum…
Jo aadatan humpe dhaate ho.
Tumhain khayaalon se gar nikaal bhi dain…
To khwaabon main aa jaate ho.
Hum lab se nahin karte izhaar-e-mohabb at…
Tum aankhain hii nahin parh paate ho………..
346 chars (3 sms)
Ur there but not really.
Ur mine but not really..
I never really had u, so I never really lost u..
I have u,u have me but then again,not really
144 chars (1 sms)
Aik Bewafa K Zakhmun Pa Marham Lagane Hum Gae Marham Ki Qasam Marham Na Mila Marham Ki Jaga Mar Hum Gae
104 chars (1 sms)
Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya
Wahn usne apni bv ko apne boss k 7 dekha
Wo bhag k office waps agya or bola:
BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA
JATA.
171 chars (2 sms)
Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,
Woh bhi new car se?
Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,
Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.
210 chars (2 sms)
2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,
Warna.
Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)
158 chars (1 sms)
Policeman: Tum ne faqeer ko Q mara?
Pathan: Hum ne ise baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,
Phir bhi ye bolta hai
"Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga
173 chars (2 sms)