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Milney ka waada unke moun se to nikal hi gaya,,
!! WASI !!
~ Hum ne poochi jaga to hans k kahney lagi khawab main aa jana
127 chars (1 sms)
Ek Baat Kahon Gar Suntay Ho
Ik baat kahoon gar suntay ho
tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho,
kuch chunchal say, kuch chup chup say
kuch khoiy khoiy rehtay ho,
hain chahnay walay aur bohut
par tum main hai aik baat bohut
tum apnay apnay lagtay ho,
yeh baat baat pay kho jana
kuch kehtay kehtay ruk jana
kia baat hai hum say keh dalo
yeh kis uljhan main rehtay ho,
ik baat kahoon gar suntay ho
tum mujh ko achay lagtay ho!!
414 chars (3 sms)
Qayamat k din allah pak sub ko aik
paper dega k apne apne gunah lekho
sub likh rehe honge achanak aap ki
awaz ai ge ” supply plz”! :-) )
139 chars (1 sms)
1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya . 1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge! Sardar: Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, Train Kya Cheez Hai?
182 chars (2 sms)
Andhy ki biwi ko behra bhaga kr le gaya, gonge ne dekh lia, ab batao k gonga andhy ko kesy bataye ga k us ki biwi ko behra bhaga kr le gya hai.
143 chars (1 sms)
Hate has 4 letters' but so does love,
Enemies has 7, but so does friends,
Laying has 5, but so does truth,
Hurt has 5, but so does heal,
Negative has 8, but so does positive,,,
Transform every negative energy into an aura of positivity....
It's your perception that makes the difference in the way you feel be happy and make others happy
337 chars (3 sms)
Ab samajh laitay hain meethy lafz ki karhawat
Hogaya hai zindagi ka tajurba thora bohot
88 chars (1 sms)
Always look for what's wrong before looking who's wrong.
Read it once again to keep your Relations safe and strong
116 chars (1 sms)
Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;)
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
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Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)
Teacher shocked… :
216 chars (2 sms)
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
162 chars (2 sms)
Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.
…
554 chars (4 sms)
tari gafaton ko khaber kahan mary hol o dil ph nazer khan,,,
tu jafa ke had man nah aa ska man wafa ke hd sy gujzar gaya
121 chars (1 sms)
Student Life is the Best Life
Police wala:Double saware par pabande h or tum 4 beth k ja rhy ho???
Student prechany se peeche dakty hue heen 4 ....Oye begairto
5wan kithy sut aye O... Onnay te rotii khawni c....
212 chars (2 sms)
Mareez: Docter shahib yeh Dawa to kahin se nye mil rahe
Dr Gul Khan:Oooo ho...... dawai likhna to hum bhol gaya yeh to hamara signature hai
139 chars (1 sms)
Kantey bahrey raston par ap ka kon sath de gaaa
Ami\Abo
Sister\Brother
Wife\Husband
Sirf o sirf ap ki Chappal
A silent Massege By
Feeqa Mochi...
147 chars (1 sms)