Search Results for 'husband'
A man speaks frantically into the phone,
"My wife is pregnant , and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot !" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
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Husband & wife are like Liver and Kidney. Husband is Liver & wife
Kidney.
If Liver fails, Kidney fails. If Kidney fails, Liver manages with
other Kidney...... ;->
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If A Girl Call U "BHAI". So Dont Get Angry Coz..
Bhai Stands For
B: Best
H: Husband
A: Among
I: Ideals
Now Feel Proud To b "Bhai" Of All Girls.... ;->
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WIFE:main maeke ja rhi han,te tenu talak de notis bhej dewangi.
HUSBAND: ja ja aive mithian galan krke mainu khush karan
di koshish na kar
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Wife: i think our daughter has fallen in Love wid a Guy
Husband: hw CAn u say dat?
Wife: cos she doesnt want any pocket Money these Dayz..... ;->
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Question : What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day & seven days a week..?
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Answer : A WidoW... ;->
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Question : What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day & seven days a week..?
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Answer : A WidoW... ;->
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After a quarrel..
Wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn''t notice." :P
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1-5 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "MOM"
6-14 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "DAD"
15-21 YEARS LOVE "ME"
22-50 YEARS LOVE "HUSBAND"
51-100 YEARS LOVE
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"TERE BHI JALWE KAM NAHI HAIN YAAR"........ :p
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1-5 years girls
love MOM
6-15 years girls
love DAD
16-30 years girls love ME
30-60 years they love HUSBAND
61-100 years they love..
Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le...!!!
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Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao ......... ;->
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A person who surrenders when he''s WRONG, is HONEST. A
person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.. A person who
surrenders even if he''s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND..!
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Laday To Other Lady : What Do Use For Washing Dishes. . . ?
Other Lady : Oh, I Tried Many Things But Found My Husband Best. . . ;->
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In A Marriage. . .
One Person Always Wins
And
The Other Person Is Called HUSBAND. . . ;->
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Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
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