Search Results for 'I'
Boy proposing a girl :
Me tumhare ley kuch b kar sakta hn.
Girl : wada ?
Boy : Haan paka wada,kuch b kr sakta hn.
Girl :
Phir Ainda muje apni shakal b mat dekhna..
170 chars (2 sms)
You Are A Normal Person
In Case 0f :
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1- U Got A Facebook Account
2- U Got A Mobile Phone
4- U Are Wasting Ur Time Reading This
5- U Didnt Notice That Thre Is No N.O(3)
7- U Went To Check If N.O 3 Is There
8- Where Is N.O 6 ?
9-U Are Now Smiling
10- Where Is N.O (1)
11- LOL U Went To Check N.O 1
Do U Really Think U R Normal?
342 chars (3 sms)
Last night
i had a dream of u.
U were traveling in bus!
Suddenly the bus lost control n fell in the river.
Every1 swam 2 save their life,
but u were still swiming n searching 4 som1.
1 person asked u whom u r searching 4?
U said
Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya,
20 rupaye dye they 6 rupey lene they.... ;-)
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335 chars (3 sms)
Load-Shedding Mein kya,kya zulam Nahi Huwe Humray saath.
Faraz...
Naala khench Dala kisi Zalim ne Generater ki Rassi samajh kar...!
135 chars (1 sms)
Be Sabab Youn Hi Sar-E-Shaam Nikal Aaty Hain,
Ham Bulaien Tu Unhen Kaam Nikal Aaty Hain,
Koi Hamen Shouq Tu Nahi He Aawargi Ka,
Ham Tu Unki Galiyon Me Hamkalam Hone Aaty Hain,
Unki Jafaon K Zakham Kehte Rehte Hain Kuch Is Tarah,
K Raat Ka Andhera Charhte Hi Dard Tamam Nikal Aaty Hain,
Kia Bataon In Husn Walon Ki Tujhe !...Wasi...!
Ham Bulain Tu Parda, Warna Sar-E-aam Nikal Aaty Hain.
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425 chars (3 sms)
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”
162 chars (2 sms)
Mehrbaan kadardaan dekho
mere sms ka kamaal
ghanti bajegi bander nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega
or msg forward karega
170 chars (2 sms)
"Some times i send u sms of GoOd nIgHt at the end of the day....
It doesn't mean that i always remeber u or u are my last thinking of the day
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But
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It means....
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K sms pkg ka last day hota hai aur sms boht zyada tadaad mein hoty hein isliye aap pe ahsaan kar leta hoon"
Think Different
294 chars (2 sms)
I always wanted to be punctual,
When i became punctual.
I realized that.....
"Punctuality is the art of waiting for the careless people"
137 chars (1 sms)
"It's difficult to wait for some one,
&
It's difficult to forget some one,
But
The most difficult thing is to decide wether to wait or forget some one"
151 chars (1 sms)
"Jis Kaam ko Pura krny ki Taqat na ho Usay apny Zimay mat lo"
"Raasta puchny se Sharm Mehsus na kro, Warna Manzil kho Betho gy"
"Bila Zarurat koi Cheez na Kharido Chahy woh Kitni hi Sasti kyun na ho"
"Kisi ko Haqarat ki Nazar se na Dekho, Yeh Waqt Tum pr B aa skta hy"
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296 chars (2 sms)
'=. You are,
A-B-C-D
¤Atractive
¤Beautiful
¤Cute
¤Dear
E-F-G
* Excellent
* Funny
* Genius
H-I-J.
= Hahahaha.
= I'm.
= Joking!! :-)'
169 chars (2 sms)
Urooj par hai Tumhara Mosam,
Khizaan main Tum ko Khareed lengay,
Bano gay Hum say Reham K Talib,
Na Tumko Mohlat Mazeed dengay,
Adaa K Qissay hwy Purany,
Jafa ka Mousam Khatam hi samjho,
Karengy Tum say Hisaab jana,
Na Tum ko Mohlat Mazeed dengay,
Wafa ki Lalach main Hum nay Jana,
Khoon apna JALA diya hai,
Faraib-o-Masti K Badlay Tum ko
Saza bhi Sun lo Shadeed dengay,
Urooj par hay Tumhara Mousam,
Khizaan main Tum ko khareed lengay.
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495 chars (4 sms)
Dhadkano ko sunkar bhi tumhe pyaar ki khabar nahi
hoti...
Kya mahsoos karoge tum dil ka dard,
dil tutne ki to awaz bhi nahi hoti...
136 chars (1 sms)
Usko paa kar kibhi tu khona tha,
Ye hadsa kabhi tu hona tha,
Wo tor kar aksar mujhe Chorti rahi,
Jese men uss ke haat ka kio khilona tha....
146 chars (1 sms)