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Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"
Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.
Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.
Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?
Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....
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Hargiz aisey shakhs ki dosti ikhtiyaar na karo jo tumhari buraayion ko yaad rakhay aur tumhari khubiyon ko bhool jaaye...
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Husban: Darling! tum mujhe aik jagah se boht achi lagti ho.
Wife(khush ho k): Kahan se?
Husband: dooooooooooooor se...
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Muddat se jin ki aas thi, Woh milay b tou kuch youn milay,
Hum Nazar utha kar tarrap uthay, Woh nazar jhuka kar guzar gaye...
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English Cricket Team Is A Weird Pack...
The Thinnest Guy In The Team Is Called BROAD,
The Ugliest Is Called SWANN,
The Guy Behind The Wickets Is Called PRIOR,
The Guy Whose Father Is John Is Called PETER SON,
The Guy Whose Father Is Luke Is Called ANDER SON,
The Slowest Fielder Is TROTT.
But They Got One Right :
The Guy Not Making Any Noise With The Bat Is Called BELL... =P =D
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mahmood o ayaz na akati pari namaz
aur to jootay utha ka bhag aaya faraz
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Bomb dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho FARAZ...
Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye
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Hawaen kehti hen DOSTI karo
Fizaen kehti hen PYAR karo
Baharen kehti hen SHADI karo
Or gahr wale kehte hen
FARAZ
Bakwas band karo aur koi
NOKRI karo
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kal mene apne sare gham asmanan ko suna deye faraz
bus phir main sota raha or wo rota raha ekely tanaha..
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Tumhari bat lambi
Hay.
Daleelain hain
Bahanay hain
Hmari bat itni hy
K
Hmari zindge tm hu.
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jb chotay the tb bhare hony ki
Bri chahti the..
Par ab pta chala
K..
Adhuray ehsas or totay sapnu se
Adhury homework or
Totay khelony
Ache thay..
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jaan keh kr pukaara to larz gai mere dil ki zameen ~Faraz~
Peechy mur kr jo dekha to wo mukhatib kisi oar se tha
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Us Ki Muskan Mein B cHUPA kOI Gham Tha
Faraz
Warna Halki Muskkrahat Pe Ansu Nai Aaty
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Neend aur susti hamare Dushman hain.(Allam Iqbal)
Hamain apny Dushman se bhi pyar kerna chahiye.(Quaid-e-Azam)
Ab batao benda BABA ki Maney ya CHACHA ki...!!!
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"I terrorist From My Soul Constipation".
Tarjama
"Mujhe dar lagta hy meri rooh qabaz hone".
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