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Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,
Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?
Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.
Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?
Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->
312 chars (2 sms)
Jiddat k iss daur mein,
Shadi ho LAHORE mein..
Pyaari si ik biwi ho,
Jaisay rangeen tv ho..
Gol matol sey saalay hon,
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon..
Pyaari si ik saali ho,
Biwi k baad ghar wali ho..
Jiddat k iss daur mein,
shaadi ho LAHORE mein..
261 chars (2 sms)
Us Gali Sy Is Wajah Se Jana Chor Dia "Pappu"...!!!
Wo Kameeney Nokia.1100 Bhi Cheen Letey Hain... ;->
108 chars (1 sms)
Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen
MQM: Aslaha Le Lo
Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo
Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,
Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.
168 chars (2 sms)
Rehman Malik mera naam hai..
Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..
Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..
Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..
Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..
Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat banaiye..
Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service band paaiye..
Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum Se Panga Chaiye..
Aaiye aaj se SMS mein Isi Ki bajaye... ;->
419 chars (3 sms)
RehMan MaLik Ne ApnAy Ghar LiGht Katwa Di.
B-c0z Ghar mE jAwaN BachIaAn hAin Or :":
WapDa WaLLay JhatKay MaarTay Hain.
133 chars (1 sms)
FaRaz NoW AvAliBle iN eNGlIsh FlAvOur
Oh Faraz The Robber Took Out His Knife
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And Asked For My LG KG 195
130 chars (1 sms)
Wife: Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..
Pathan: Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho..
Wife: Main Maa Banne Wali Hu..
Pathan: Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hun... =P ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
Ek Hair Transplant Kerney Wali
Company Ney Add Banaya Hae:
Aap Shaher Say Ayin Ya Pind Say..
Hamein Hamdardi Hay Sirf Aap Ki Tind Say..!! :-D
169 chars (2 sms)
ZaLiM TaLiBaN Ki DrInDaGi Ka 1 Or JeTa JaGtA SaBoT...
MiNgOrA SwAt Me JaHaNzEb CoLlEgE K SaMnE
5 MaSoM StUdEnTs Se GuN PoInT Py
"NaSwAr"
ChEeN Li...=P;->
171 chars (2 sms)
Dazz..
Dazz Dazz Dazz ...
Dazz dazz dazz dazz. . .
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Chup jao.. FARAZ ''TALIBAN'' k sath mil gaya hy..!
:-)...
143 chars (1 sms)
Q: Ghairat kia hai..?
A: Ghairat wo cheez hai
jo agar ap ko aa jaye to
mera inbox kabhi
bhi khali na rahey... =P ;->
142 chars (1 sms)
Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam,,,
*.*pappU*.*
Na Jane Kis ZALIM Ne GUTKAY
Ki Pichkari Maar k Laal Kar Diya... ;->
136 chars (1 sms)
Lamha koi suhana sath ho na ho_
Kal ma aaj jaisi koi bat ho na ho_
Apki
"DOST¡" hmesha is dil mai rahegi...
Chahy ap mai
"INSANO "wali koi bat ho na ho... ;->
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Characters : 167 | Sms Length : 2
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
307 chars (2 sms)
Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried Cockroach Khila Dya Ghalib...
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Har Cheez Meezan Main Achi Lagti
Hay ..
116 chars (1 sms)