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Aurat ko qudrat ne:
Khoobsurat chehra diya,
Hirni si aankhen di,
Resham se bal,
Gulab se hont,
...Pyar bhara dil diya
aur phr...
Zuban de kar sabh satyanaash kardiya
ha ha ha
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A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !
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Dual heart attack message
girl sends message to her boyfriend: lets break up it is all over now
girl sends a message again: sorry it was not for you
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husband to wife ek kiss do.
Wife: nahin
husband: jewelery la dunga
wife:no
husband: car dunga
tabhi bacha uth ker bola merele lo cycle le aana
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JO GUFTUGU NAHI WO BAT BHI SUNA DOUNGA, TO EK BAR TO MIL SAB GILAY MITA DOUNGA. MAJAL HAI MUJHAY TUJH SAY KOI JUDA KAR DAY TO JAHAN JAYE GI MAIN TUJHAY SADA DOUNGA. TERI GALI MAIN BHOT DIER SAY KHARTA HUN MAGAR, KISI NEY POCH LIYA TO JAWAB KIYA DOUNGA. YUHIN UDDAS RAHA TO DEHKNA EK DIN, TAMAM SEHAR MAIN TANHAYIAN BICHA DOUNGA. WO DARD HI NA RAHA WARNA AYE SHAH MUJHAY GUMAN BHI NA THA KAY MAIN TUJHAY BHULA DOUNGA...........
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SHIDAT-E-DARD SAY SHARMINDA NAHI MERI WAFA
JIN SAY RISHTAY GEHRAY HON WO ZAKHAM BHI GEHRAY DAITE HAIN
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When you are in trouble,
don’t ever say,”Hey God!, I have big problem”
instead
say,”Hey Problem, I have big GOD!”
and everything will be fine….
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1 larki bus stop pe naqaab men kharri huwi the
Aadmi bike pe aaya or kaha
lift chahiye kya?
larki boli.
abu main hun
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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.
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Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don"t worry,
flirting is still free
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koshesh kijiye k zndge me wo shaks ap ko hmesha muskurata hua mile....
jise ap roz aene me daikhte ho.....!
so plz always keep smiling...!
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A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.
How can this be?
Answer Updated :
She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.
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Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge
Answer :
Lock Key
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Are You Genius Then Give Me The Answer.
Odd And Even Numbers Ko Aese Add Karo Kay Answer Even Numbers Main Aye
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Some common questions
1. rail gari ki lights din ko bhi q on ki jati hain?
2.lerkian hamesha lerko kay samnay aa ker q dupata seedha kerti hain?
3.Mobile ki sim change kernay kay baad time 9:00 ka q hota hay?
4.front seat per hamesha ladies ko q bithatay hain?
5.mobile per jab lerka lerki say baat kerta hay to urdu ku bolta hay?
answr zaroor dena intizar rahay ga chalnge ha
sab ko send karo but reply me first
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