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Shoaib Akhtar Ne
Harbhajan Ko Ye Keh Kr
Chup Kra Diya "FARAZ"
Keh "Chal Chal" Hum Ne Yeh
Pehla Match Sania Ki Wajah
Se Gift Kr Diya.
137 chars (1 sms)
Ek Sardar kareley lene gaya,
Sabzi wala karelon pe pani chhirak raha tha.
Jab kaafi dair huwi to Sardar ghusse se bola:
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Jab inko hosh aa jaye to ek kilo tol lena.
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Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ?
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MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...
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Sardar:Mobile mein kich songs download karwane hein.
Dukandar:Memory Card hai ?
Sardar:Shanakhti Card hai wo chalega ?
Memory Card abhi tak nahi banwaya.
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Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.
Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.
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Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are 2,4,10,17?
The Boy Replies
They Are HBO, ZOOM, SONY And POGO... ;->
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A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM While Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Cloths Grass & Dirt At Home, Wife Asked "Where You Were ? He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I'm Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date Wife Looked At Him & Shouted Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na . . .
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My Parents Say I Spend To Much Time On Facebook And Should Go Outside .
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Thank God For Laptops And Wifi.
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A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party. His Wife Yelled: "How Would You Feel If You Don't See Me For Two Days?" The Man Couldnt Believe His Luck: 'That Would Be Great'! Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her...... Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too..... On Thursday His Swelling Became Better And Now He Could See Her From The Corner Of One Eye... =P
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Just A Note 2Say That
Our Friendship Has
No ENding & Its Grows
On & ON
Just A Note Friendship Help UsOpen Our Heart In Way That We Thought Were Never Possible Just A Note Thankyou 4 Being EveryThing 2 Me ThankYou 4 Being My Friend
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"Parveen Shakir"
Hoon To Khafa Us SE, Per Janay Phir B Kiyn...? Na Chaah Kar Bhi Us Ko Chahna Acha Lagta Hai... Haqeeqat Se Hoon Dhoor, Ye Mujh Ko Hai Pata... Per Jaan K Anjaan Rehna Acha Lagta Hai... Qaayel Nahi Main Ronay Ki Phir B Kabhi Kabhi... Tanhai Main Kuch Dair Rona Acha Lagta Hai... Tu MERA Tha, Tu MERA Hai, Tu MERA Rahay Ga... Kuch Pal Is Khawab Mein Khona Acha Lagta Hai....!!
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Dhundla Rahey Hein Shehr K Jaltay Howey Charagh, Aey Neend Aa Bhi Jaa, K Boht Raat Ho Chukki..!!
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Kash K Ab K Bars Wo Yeh Keh Day . Aao K Tanha Hoon Teri Tarha, Tery Liye.
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Ek Shaks Pas Reh Ke Samjha Nahi Mujhe Is Baat Ka Malal Hai Shikwa Nahi Mujhe Main Us Ko Bewafai Ka Ilzam Kaisay Dou Us Ne To Ibteda Se Hi Chaha Nahi Mujhe Pathar Samajh Kar Paon? Se Thokr Laga Dia Afsos Teri Aankh Ne Parkha Nahi Mujhe Kya Umedein Baandh Kar Aaya Tha Samnay Us Ne To Aankh Bahr Ke Dekha Nahi Mujhe?!!!
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din ek boy ko pata chala k may 3 mint me mar jawo ga..
us ny apni Lover and Friend ko message kiya
meray pas awo awar may ja raha ho
after 2 mint Lover ny reply kiya.
where are you going Dear i am very busy i will not come plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz you go.
usi waqt usky dost ka message aya
kahan ja rahy ho Dear ruk ma aa raha ho sath chalty hai.
Boy smile,
His eyes closed
His Heart stops
And he died...
Result:- Friend better then Lovers.
Dedicated 2 all(Friend & Lover)
494 chars (4 sms)