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Three ways to catch a tiger :
1. NEWTONS METHOD :
Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . .
2. EINSTEINS METHOD :
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it . . .
3. PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD :
Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger . . . . ;->
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HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri Neck pAr ajeeb si chEEz hy jise dekh kAr khuf AatA hy,
Wife: Wo kiA ???
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HusbAnd:TumhArA "FAcE" . . . ;-
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This poem was nominated 4 best poem of 2005,
written by an African child:
When i born, i black.
When i grow up, i black. When i go in sun, i black.
When i get cold i black. When i scared, i black. When i sick, i black & when i die, i still black.
And u White fellas:
When u born, u pink. When u grow up, u white. When u go in sun, u red. When u cold, u blue. When u scared, u yellow. When u sick, u green. When u die, u grey,
But u call me colored . . . ;->
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MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:
Laash Paani Mein Tairti
Kyun Hai..??
Kyun K . . .
Doobne K Liye Zindagi
Chahiye . . . ;->
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Move down if U
like me
So U lyk me
Datz so Sw33t
Ok u can stop
Stop it,enough
Dis iz 2 much
Ok ok i lyk U2 :->
Happy?
Ye fans log B na ;->
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A man robs a bank and takes hostages.
He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".
The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->
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What is Éduçati0n ?
Educati0n is an 0raganised system thr0ugh whch we waste 0ne half 0f our life t0 learn h0w 2 waste the remaning half 0f 0ur life.
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Priety apne BF se kaafi pareshaan hai.. because he cant devote enough time to her... WHY cant he devote enough time???
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Because uska BUSI NESS hai..!
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Priety apne BF se kaafi pareshaan hai.. because he cant devote enough time to her... WHY cant he devote enough time???
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Because uska BUSI NESS hai..!
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Priety apne BF se kaafi pareshaan hai.. because he cant devote enough time to her... WHY cant he devote enough time???
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Because uska BUSI NESS hai..!
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what brand of tea do people like the most!!!
Prei-tea!
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jis shAkh pe charAy thay GHALIB Aam churaNe.
Wo shakh Be WafA hogaye.
Aisay giray zameen ki Agosh main,
Taang jisAm se juda Ho gaye
......ali..........
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what did clive lloyd say to michael holding during a presentation ceremony??
i am cliverly holding the mike..and speaking lloydly..
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Agar Ness Wadia apna ek cyber cafe kholega.... toh woh apne cyber cafe ka kya naam rakhega..!
ness-cafe...~
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Aaj Apne Dil Ke Derwaze Humare Liye Khøl Do,
Jo Kuch Hai Dil Me Bus Bol Do,
Ager Humara SmS Acha Nahi Hai Tou,
Isi Waqt Apna Mobile Tod Do . . . . . ;->
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