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* Munnabhai: Are Ek bakara Talaab me Gir gaya hai aab wo sala kaise bahar aayegaa ?????
Cirkit: Bhai Geela Hoker, Tension nahi Lene kaa ...!!!!!!
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One day de Fat Ram Singh visits Dietitian..
Doctor Said: Run 8 Km for 300 days...
Ater 300 days Ram Singh ne phone kiya....
sir mein slim ho gayi..lekin
Doctor: lekin..?
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2400 km away from home...!
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A Beautiful Statement written inside Men''s Toilet :
The Future of our Country is now in your Hands ....lolz!!!
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Aaj Apne Dil Ke Derwaze Humare Liye Khøl Do,
Jo Kuch Hai Dil Me Bus Bol Do,
Ager Humara SmS Acha Nahi Hai Tou,
Isi Waqt Apna Mobile Tod Do . . . . . ;->
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When apple is green it is ready 2 pluck n when a girl is 18 she is ready to get a...
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SHINAKHATI CARD
Hamaisha ghalat hi sochna..
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1 Raja Tha Wo
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Us Ko Nazar Lag Gayi Aur
Wo Mar Gaya...;->
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Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Prof: and Sodium?
Sardar: NA
Prof: What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine?
Sardar: BANANA!
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Why has the government. fixed voting age- 18 yrs & marriage age- 21 yrs?
Govt.. ko ye pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasaan hai, lekin biwi nahi...!!!
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2 ways 2 suicide.
1) Quick death:
Take a BIG rope,
tie it around ur neck & hang urself.
2) Slow death:
Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl''s neck 2 marry.
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ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..
ek din woh teen celebrities se milti hai..
aamir khan..
shah rukh khan..
salman khan..
teeno ke autograph woh ek ek daane par le leti..
call it.. khan A.. khan B.. khan C
par ghar jaa kar jab woh dekhti hai..
to sirf ek AutogrAph hotA hAi sabhi par..
kyun??
kyunki..
daAne daAne pAr likhA hAi.. khAn A waAle kA nAam.. !
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How do you convert a BUS into a female ??
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Come late to the bus stop.. BUS MISS ho Jaayegi... !
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1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi aur 1ko lahore chor aonga
dosra bola wo q
pehla admi bola kal TV pr bta rhy thy k bchon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy ;->
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reshma ki jawani
reashma ki jawani
reshma ki jawani
ab hogai hai purani .........;->
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roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani
roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani
roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani
chota tha tabhi dekhne nahi mili koi mil gaya...
ab dekhta hu mein reshma ki jawani...;->
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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani
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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani
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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani
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. after getting inspired from, i also decided to loose weight
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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani
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roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani...........;->
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