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Sorry 4 disturbing u.
can u fax me ur
photo,
its very urgent,
serious matter has
comeup
actually,
we r playing cards
and I lost the joker
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What happened 2 ur network?
I tried 2 call u
but the operator
said "Welcome 2 the jungle,
the monkey u r
trying to call is
on the tree....Plz try later."
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I want to meet u
i want to talk to u
i wnat to spend time wid u
i want to admire u
but this stupid gate keeper is saying
"The Zoo is closed"
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go in2 dark rum
go2 write msg...
activate dictonary,
den hide ur screen n type....
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nw read!!!!!
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan....
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Reh Reh Kar Teri Yaad Aye to kia karu ?
Yaad Teri dilse na Jaye tu Kia Karu?
Socha tha Ho gi mulakatKhwaboun Main
Ager neeand hi Na Aye , tu kia karu ???
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Ehsas apk Ki Dosti ka Jis pal Nahi Hota
.
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Ssanson ka silsala bhi Mukamil nahi hota
.
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Mera Inbox Mujhe Bekar lagta ha
.
.
Ager Apka Sms Is main nahi hota
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Kii Kariyean Lokan da, Her gal nu log jhamela kehnde nay
jay sms na kariye ta kanjoos ,ta jay karaiye te vehla kahnday ne
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Sardar Apni Girl friend Ko I Love You Kehta hai or gir jata ha
I love you kehta ha orr phir girr jata ha. Girl :yeh Kia kar rahe ho ?
Sardar: Oye I''m falling in Love :) Haha
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SaRdar ji went to meet this Chinese fren who is dieing in Hospital!
Man says: CHIN YU YAN and dies.
Sardar jee goes 2 china 2 find meaning of fren last words
The meaning is -> YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!
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SaRdar ji went to meet this Chinese fren who is dieing in Hospital!
Man says: CHIN YU YAN and dies.
Sardar jee goes 2 china 2 find meaning of fren last words
The meaning is -> YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
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You Know WHy GOd Created Gaps Between Fingers?
So That at Some day the one who is made for you,
come and Fill those gaps by holding ur hand for ever
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Pyaare Dost Film MaiN kam akru Gaye??
RLL sirf itna hai k 1 larki apko 1 ghar main lay jai gi
or apko goli mar de gi.
Film ka nam hai " KuTAY KI MAUT "
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Husband And Wife are Like two tyres of a vehicle.
Even if one punctures , the vehicle can''t move further
So intelegent men always carry a stephny with them . :)
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