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Doc: tum roz subha clinic k bahir khare ho kar aurtoon ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: ji ap ne bahar likha hai: Aurtoon ko dkehne ka samay 9am-11am hai :)
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Doc: tum roz subha clinic k bahir khare ho kar aurtoon ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: ji ap ne bahar likha hai: Aurtoon ko dkehne ka samay 9am-11am hai :)
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First
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FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?
SON: They''re below C level
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Hav U evr noticed women problems usually involve MEN? MENopause
MENstrual pain MENtal illnes GUYnecologist HISterectomy HISteria &
deMENtia!
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An old to Doc: Doc, I think I''m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That''s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down
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Mina: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the
other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of
the mouth.
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A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked. "Leave it on," his mother replied. "We''ll scare your father too
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Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ''zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma''!
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wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
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Dhoom Dhoom Song
dhoom dhoom teri biwi kesi
dhoom dhoom teri esi ki tesi
dhoom dhoom teray bachay kalay
cream lagalay cream lagalay
dhoom dhoom mene murghi paali
dhoom dhoom aray anday wali
dhoom dhoom bhaag gai saali
dhoom dhoom meray bday ai
dhoom dhoom mene sab ko bulaya
dhoom dhoom per koi na aya
dhoom dhoom mujhe gussa aya
dhoom dhoom mene tv chalaya
dhoom dhoom ye gana ayaaa
dhoom machalay! dhoom machalay! dhoom!!
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A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... ''Aam hai kya?''
The shopkeeper says ... ''Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechte.''
Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him...
''Aam Hai kya ?''
He gets a little irritated and says...
''Aare Bola na, Hum ''Aam nahi bechte''
On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him ''Aam hai kya?''
He gets wild and yells ...''Bola na naahi. Abhi vapas aaya to hathoda
marunga sar ke upar''
The next day, the parrot comes again and asks him ..''hathoda hai kya?''
The shopkeeper says ... ''Nahi''
The parrot then asks ... ''Aam hai kya?''
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Sardar ji ko sarak k kinaray peeshab kartay dehk kar 1 larki rasra badalnay lagi.
Sardar ji bole ,
" DARYE MAT AP JIS SE DAR RAHI HAIN USEY MAIN NE PAKRA HUA HA
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Phone na kia karu DEAR
Mama hoti hain NEAR
Papa se lagta hai FEAR
Baat nahi hoti CLEAR
Dewaron k b hote hain EAR
IS liye SMS karu DEAR
No FEAR n everything CLEAR
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i Sorry .. I did''t tell u that i am Moving Permanentlty to ISLAMABAD nesxt monday.
I Dont Know how long i am staying there. I will give you the number, address and
new email ID when i get is there.
Hope to see you there?sorry for short notice. I have no choice. They have choosen me as the
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Next Prisident of PAKISTAN
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