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na poocho mein tumharey baghair kyun naheen roya,
waja thee yeh log agar mein rota to inhon nein kehna tha
"tum nein uss kee yaad par pani phair diya hai"
161 chars (2 sms)
na poocho mein tumharey baghair kyun naheen roya,
waja thee yeh log agar mein rota to inhon nein kehna tha
"tum nein uss kee yaad par pani phair diya hai"
161 chars (2 sms)
agar koi larkee roothi ho, aur bar bar mananein par b na maney,
par achanak wo man jaye, aur app sey meethi meethi batein karney lage to iss ka kya matlab ho ga
"uss ko aap kee jaib mein money nazar aa ghayee hai jo ussey pehle nahee dikh rahee thee"
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"cErTiFieD ...
AbSoLuTe ...
StUpId " ;->
215 chars (2 sms)
A Woman''s Mind
Is Cleaner
Than
A Man''s Mind ...
Coz
She Changes It
More Often ...
102 chars (1 sms)
If Someone Asks Me
What Is humanity ?
I Wud Sit Next To You,
Pull You Close To Me,
Put My Arms Around You
And Say Proudly ...
"Loving Animals"
That''s Humanity ... ;->
225 chars (2 sms)
A Woman Gets On A Bus Wid Her Baby
The Bus Driver Says :
Dats Ugliest Baby I Have Ever Seen
The Woman Goes To The Rear Of
The Bus & Sits Down ,
She Says To A Man Next To Her:
The Driver Just Insulted Me !
The Man Says :
You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead I''ll Hold Your Monkey For You ...
322 chars (3 sms)
If You Are In
"L O V E"
Press Down
Theher Jao !
Abhi Tumhare Ammi Abbu Ko
Batata Hoon
Bari Pyar Ki Aag Lagi Hui Hai ... ;->
217 chars (2 sms)
A Modern Artist
Is The One
Who Throws Paint On Canvas
Wipes Ir Off With A Cloth
And
Sells That Cloth ... ;->
126 chars (1 sms)
1 Aadmi Doosre Aadmi Se :
"Bhai Ye Khushi Kia Hoti Hy ???"
Doosra Aadmi:
"Pata Nahi Bhai Meri Tou Jawani Main Hi shaadi Ho Gayi Thi ..."
152 chars (1 sms)
A Lawyer
Will Do Anything
To Win A Case
Some Times
He Will Even
Tell The Truth … ;->
115 chars (1 sms)
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...
He Is Probably Selling
Something
That Doesn''t Work ... ;->
152 chars (1 sms)
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...
He Is Probably Selling
Something
That Doesn''t Work ... ;->
152 chars (1 sms)
A Gun Can Kill Sum1
Fire an Burn Sum1
Wind Can Chill
Anger Can Rage Till
It Tears You Apart
But
Power Of Ur Smile Can Heal
A Frozen Heart ..
KeEp iNg
170 chars (2 sms)
Don''t Marry The Person.
You Want To Live With ...
Marry The One ,
You Cannot Live Without ...
But
Remember
Whatever You Do
You Will Regret It Later ... ;->
211 chars (2 sms)