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Technologies Impact:-
Dad Emails :
Dear Son,
How Hv U Been?
Ur Mom & I R Fine.
We Miss U A Lot,
Plz Turnoff Ur PC & Come Downstairs 4 Dinner!
160 chars (1 sms)
A Boy Shying 2 Propose A Girl, Finally Propozd In A Unique Way:-
"Kya Tum
Tumhari
Chita Ko
Aag
Lagane Ka
Adhikar
Mujhe
Dogi.
139 chars (1 sms)
It
Doesn''t
Matter
How Often
A Married Man Changes His Jobs ... !!!
He Still Ends Up
With The Same Boss ... ;->
133 chars (1 sms)
Saving
Is
The Best
Thing ...
Specially
When
Your
Parents
Have
Done
It
For
You ... ;->
125 chars (1 sms)
Programming 2day
Is A Race b/w
Software Engineers Striving
To Build Bigger And Better Idiot-Proof Programs
And
The Universe Trying To Produce Bigger And Better Idiots.
So Far, The Universe Is Winning ... ;->
226 chars (2 sms)
We Have Been Listening :
"Practice Males Perfect ... "
But
Also That Too :
"Nobody is Perfect ... "
So
"What Is The Point Of Practicing ..." ;->
202 chars (2 sms)
Wat''s D Best Punishment U Can Giv 2 A Gal?
Giv New Dress, Jewels, Cosmetics, Etc.
N Lock Her In A Room
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Witout A Mirror..
157 chars (1 sms)
Sun Makes Moon Shine
Curent Makes Bulbs Shine
Wax Makes Candles Shine But,I''m Realy Confusd
Wat Makes Ur Teeth Shine?
''Harpic''or ''Domex''
153 chars (1 sms)
!!!... Dhamaka Offer ...!!!
Gutka, Man Poori, Paan Aur Ciggarate Istimal Karne Walon Ke Liye ""Man Poori Khao.. Naseeb Jagao Offer""
Bumper Prizes
1st Prize: Cancer
2nd Prize: Kidney Diease
3rd Prize: Lungs Disease
Iske Elawa Bee-Shumar Qeemti Beemariyan!!!
Yeh Scheme Mehdood Muddat Ke Liye Hai... Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Govt. Band Na Laga Dey..
Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Zindagi Lambi Na Hojai...
Har Gutke Ki Pudiya Par Mamooli Beemariyan Muft Haasil Karain
Kam Az Kam 2 Pudiyan Roozana Khane Wale Iss Scheme Main Shaamil Ho Sakte Hain...
Scheme Main Shaamil Hone Ke Liye... Aj Hi Qareebi Pan Ya Parchoon Ki Dukan Par Rabta Karain
Inaam Milne Ki Jaga: Qabristan
Mehman-e-Khusoosi: Malak-ul-Maut
722 chars (5 sms)
Aap sochte honge ki hamari
aur se aanewale sms ka
silsila kab khatam hoga?
Janab ye to EKTA KAPUR
ke serial jaisa hai.
NEVER ENDing
146 chars (1 sms)
Who is a psychiatrist?
A person who gives you
an expensive analysis about you,
which ur spouse gives free anywa
120 chars (1 sms)
Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho Kaghazon Kay Dhair Main FARAZ,
Woh Jis Akhbar Me Tumhari Foto Thi Us Me Koi NAAN Lay Gaya . . .
122 chars (1 sms)
Hazrat Alama IQBAL Ny Apni
Zindagi K 50 Sal Laga K
Hamari Soi Hoi Qoam Ko Jagaya.
.
.
Laikin Ab Yeh Kaam
Wapda Waly Hr 50
Mint K Baad Kar Rahy Hain....
167 chars (2 sms)
SaChI MuHaBbAt BeZuBaN HotI HaI,
Ye To AaNkHoN Se BaYaN HotI HaI,
MuHaBbAt MaI DaRd MiLe To KyA HowA,
DaRd k LiyE
2 GoLiPoNsTaN
HoTi HaI.:-P
158 chars (1 sms)
Karate is a form of martial arts
In whch ppl who hve had years & years of training can,
Using only their hands & feet,
Make some of d worst movies in d history of d world ...
182 chars (2 sms)