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Jab chote the tab bade hone ki badi
tamana thi
magar ab pata chala ki adhure EHSAS
aur tute SAPNE se
achche adhura HOMEWORK aur tute
KHILONE the.
150 chars (1 sms)
jo apko rula kr apko mana le us sy pyar kro,,,
or jo apko rula kar khud b aansu bahaye us pe aetbar karo
GOOD MORNING
125 chars (1 sms)
'Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain,,
Jab k zindgi ke sab se haseen lamhe bina kapro ke guzarty hain,,
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Yahan per main Bachpan ki baat kar raha hoon janab.'
203 chars (2 sms)
Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,
Woh bhi new car se?
Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,
Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.
210 chars (2 sms)
Doctor
“App k bachy ki taang katni pre ge”
Sardar
“Pehle btana tha mein bache ke new shoes na leta”
112 chars (1 sms)
Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell
Baja kar bhaag jata tha
Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?
Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai.
159 chars (1 sms)
Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha: Upar Q aye?
Pathan:AMROOD khanay
Bandar:Yeh to AAM ka Darakht ha;
pathan. pata ha:
Main AMROOD sath laya hon..
172 chars (2 sms)
1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love
ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?
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Very simple
Billo rani…
Kaho tou abhi jaan day doon.
145 chars (1 sms)
Tanha zindagi mai chal rahi hon to kya howa
Ay dost
Janazy main hoga sara shaher dekh lay na
92 chars (1 sms)
tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge
wah wah
tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge
bel bje ge or bhag jaen ge.
119 chars (1 sms)
1 Boorhi orat ne 100 police walon ki dawat ki
Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi me khilaya?
Amma: Main mannat mani c k mera ghar ban jaega te main 100 haram_dyan nu roti khwawan gi
Es lai tawanu roti khawai
Police officer hans K bola Amma aina takaluf Q kita
Wapda wala 1 hi sad lena C .. . .
314 chars (2 sms)
Khumaar-alooda nazroon ki har ek junbish hai afsaana..
Elaahi..! Hum unhain daikhen?? ke unka daikhna daikhen..
113 chars (1 sms)
Khumaar-alooda nazroon ki har ek junbish hai afsaana..
Elaahi..! Hum unhain daikhen?? ke unka daikhna daikhen.. !
114 chars (1 sms)
1 Sahabi RA Ne Hazrat Muhammad SAWW Se Araz Kia , Mujhe Zindgi Ko Purskoon Aur Khobsurt Bnanay Ka Koi 1 Treeqa Ata Farmain . ap SAWW Ne Frmaya , Ghussa Na Kia Kro Asalam o alaikum! Gud morng n have a blessed day!
214 chars (2 sms)
Itni Si “DUA” Hai K
Har Any Wale
“Lamhey” Me.
Tumhari Duniya Me
“Roshni” Ho.
Tumhare Honton Pe
“Muskurahat”Ho.
Tumhari Har 1
“Tamana” Har 1
“Khwahish”.
Tumhare
“Honton” Tak
Aany se pahly pori hon.
Ye Dua Ka “Tohfa”
Sambhal K Rakhna
Bus Tum Apna
“KHAYAL RAKHNA”
260 chars (2 sms)