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'Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki daal k kuch daane aur Rs.150 thy
husb:ye kya hy?
Wife:main jb b koi boy friend bnati thi to is main ek daana daal deti thi.
Husband (Daane gin kr shukr krta hai k bht ziada nhi hain): tumhare bs 6 boy frnds thy? Aur ye is 150 rupy ka kya matlab hai?
Wife:10 din pehle main ne 2kilo daal bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain.:-P'
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'Insan khud qabil-e-aithibar nahi hota, bal k uska kirdar aur uski sachai usay qabil-e-aithibar banati hay (Hazrat Ali A.S.)'
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"naiki" kar ke aisy bhool jaaya karo
jaisy
log math ka paper dekh kar muskrana bhool jaaty hen......:)
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Dunya ka sab se Romentic Mulk kon sa hai??????
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Pakistan Kyun?
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kyun ka yahan har ghar me
rozana candle light dinner hoti hai.
thank you Wapda
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Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.
Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.
Sardar: Theek Hai,
Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)
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Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.
"Mun Me Pani Aana"
Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.
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Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->
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MOHABBAT!
jis ke bagher app ki zindagi adhori hay.
jis ke bagher her rishta be mayeni hay.
MOHABBAT
jis ke bagher kainat ka her rung be rung hay.
jis ke bagher her ehsaas khali burtan ki terha.
MOHABBAT.
jis ke bagher insaan bemool.
MOHABBAT.
jo anmool bana deti hay her rishte her ehsaas ko.
her shey her rung ko.
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Kisi ko tum chaho aur woh tumhein thukra day,
Yeh uski badnaseebi hai. Koi tumhein na chahey
aur tum usse zaberdasti apna banana chaho,
ye tumhare nafs ki zillat hai
Hazrat Ali (A.S)
182 chars (2 sms)
Acha dost kitni dafa hi kyun na ruth jaye
ussey mana lena chahiyeh kyun ke
tasbeeh ke daney kitni dafa hi kyun na bikher jayein
chun liye jatey hein
Hazrat Ali (A.S)
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Tanha Tanha si Raat or Tanha Tanha se Hum
Afsurda Afsurda Yaden,
Bheega Bheega Mosam,
Sookhey patton ka Shor,
Andhery ki Sargoshi,
Dharkan ki Aahat,
Qismat se apne Shikway,
Tere ehsas ka atoot bandhan,
Tere sath guzre pal,
Tere loat aanay ke Umeeden,
Tere raste pe nazar,
Lamha lamha rat ka Dhalna,
Pal pal apni as ka Tootna,
Dil ke zakhmon ka ghera hona,
368 chars (3 sms)
Sardar to sardarni:
"Aaj 4 bajay khotayan(Donkey) di race aye,Main utthay jaana aye"
Sardarni : "Bas rein diyo,
turya te jaanda nai,
tay race lao gay"
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Kuch Iss Tarah Usne Mujhe Bewaqoof Bana Diya
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Hargiz aisey shakhs ki dosti ikhtiyaar na karo jo tumhari buraayion ko yaad rakhay aur tumhari khubiyon ko bhool jaaye...
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Bomb dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho FARAZ...
Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye
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