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Main Tmhare Ghar K
Bahar Kaafi Der Se
Khara Hoo
Shayad Bell Khraab Hy
Darwaza Kholo
Aisa Bol Ker Kisi Ko
Tung Nahi Krna
Chahiye ... ;->
200 chars (2 sms)
DIL Badal Na Dena SIM Ki Terha
MOHABBAT Low Na Krna BATTERY Ki Terha
PYAR Kam Na Krna BALANCE Ki Terha
Hamesha Meri ZARURAT Mehsus Krna CHARGER Ki Terha ... ;->
172 chars (2 sms)
Patient To Nurse
I Don''t Want To
Get Well Because I Love U!
Nurse : U Wont Get Well Either,
Bcoz Doctor Has Seen U
Kissing Me
& He Loves Me Too
163 chars (2 sms)
Student Mathmatics Ke Sir Se
Sir Is Swal Ko Solution Karke Kar Do
Sir: Ye To Bachoo Ka Swal Hai
Student: Tabhi To Aap Se Pucha Hai
140 chars (1 sms)
1 Admi Public Bathroom Gya
Aur 1 Hour K Baad Nikla.
Bahr Betha Huwa Jamadar Bola
20 Rupe Bhai G
Admi Bola: Bhai Mai Bathroom Mai Betha Tha
Net Cafe Mai Nahe:-P
167 chars (2 sms)
KHAN Ne 1Bacha Agwa Kia
Or Taavaan K Lye Sticker Pe Ye Likh K Bache Pe Chipkaya:
10 Lakh Kal Subah Pul K Neche Pohnchado?
Aur Bache Ko Ghar Wapis Bhejdia.
2sre Din Wo Pul K Neche Gya To Usy Pese Milgye
Or Sath Sticker Pe Likha Tha:
Khuda Qasam
Pese Ka Gam Nai,
Gam Is Bat Ka Hy K
KHAN Ne KHAN Ko Looota ;-
314 chars (2 sms)
Assalam T Alaikum!
Do U Want 2 Listen The Latest News?
Tu Radio Sun Chawala
110 chars (1 sms)
Jootha Peenay Se Mohabbat
Barhti Hai Pappu . . .
Yeh Keh Ker Woh Kameena
Meri Sari Pepsi Pee Gaya :P ;->
117 chars (1 sms)
Zarori Elaan
City Mein 7 Khudkush Hamla Awar
Dakhil Ho Chuke Hein!
Agar Ap Mulk-O-Qoum Ki
Salamti Chahte Hain,
To
Unki Lambi Umer
K Liye Dua Farmain...
177 chars (2 sms)
1 Admi Ne Anda Fry Kia To Wo Jal Gaya.
Murghi Ne Dekhlia..
Murghi Ne Admi K Moo Par
Zor Se Thappar Marte Hue
Kaha:
Begherat Tujhe Dena Pare To Ehsaas Ho... ;->
174 chars (2 sms)
Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls.
68 chars (1 sms)
op 8 Reasons
Why Someone Wants
To Be A Doctor ...
1- I Hate 2 Sleep
2- I Lyk 2 Stay In Study 4ever
3- Nobody Can Read My Hand Writing
4- My Father Has Extra Money
5- I''ve Njoyed My Life Enuf
6- I Can''t Live Widout Tension
7- I Wana Pay 4 My Sin In Dis Wrld
8- I Dun Wana Marry B4 35 yrs ... ;->
312 chars (2 sms)
Eik Bili Ke Samney Eik Ch0oha Rakha Hai
Par Wo Nahi Kha Rahi Pata Hai Kyun?
Kyun K Wo Naak Ka Ch0oha Hai...
128 chars (1 sms)
V Like Each Other Bcz
U Think Im Nice
I Think U R Nice
U Think Im Cool
I Think U R Cool
U Think Im Sweet
I Think U R Sweet
U Think Im Smart
I Think U R Rite ;->
172 chars (2 sms)
Ek Sawal
Dimagh Se Jawab Dena
Ek Pathan K 3 Bachy Hen
Dosry Ka Nam Pinto Hy Tu
Phele Ka Or Tesray Ka Kya Nam Hoga
Shocho
Nai Pata
Pin-1
Pin-2
Pin-3 ;->
182 chars (2 sms)