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A Man Traveling At 190 Km/H
On Th Highway Ws Stopped By Highway Police.
Man:"Sorry,Officer Was I Driving Too Fast?"
Officer:"No,Sir.U Were Flying Too Slow."
162 chars (2 sms)
Memons Background
Garments Market Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Zubair Motiwala
Capital Market Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Aqeel Karim Dedhi
Chamber Of Commerce Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Siraj Kasim Teli
Karachi Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Farooq Sattar
Underworld Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Dawood Ibrahim
Jiye Mqm
Memon Qoumi Movement.;-)
327 chars (3 sms)
Why Do All Cricket Players Wear Same Color Clothes?
Coz Its A Match. Got It Man
103 chars (1 sms)
Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male..
Giv Him A Mobile With A
Set Of Girls Phone No.''S & Put Him
In A Place Where There''s No Netwrk
149 chars (1 sms)
A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam,
"What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own
Mother?"
He Said, "Call For Backup.".
126 chars (1 sms)
Joe-How Long Have U Been Working Here?
Jack-Ever Since My Boss Threatened To Fire Me!
113 chars (1 sms)
Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!
Pehlay Log Shadi K Bad Jo Kaam Kertay Thay
Ab Wo Shadi Say Pehlay Ker Rahay Hain!
Pata Hai?
Nahi?
.
KHUD KUSHI
192 chars (2 sms)
U r My BEST
SMART
CUTE
GENIUS
SWEET
&
INTELIGENT
FRND
NOTE:
All Chahractrs In Dis
Msg r Imaginay
Resemblnce 2
Anyone''s Lyf Is Purely
Coincidental
;->
198 chars (2 sms)
U r My BEST
SMART
CUTE
GENIUS
SWEET
&
INTELIGENT
FRND
NOTE:
All Chahractrs In Dis
Msg r Imaginay
Resemblnce 2
Anyone''s Lyf Is Purely
Coincidental
;->
198 chars (2 sms)
Kid 1 :
My Mom Is Having
A New Baby ...
Kid 2 :
Hmmm !
So What''s Wrong With
The Old One ... ? ;->
116 chars (1 sms)
A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110,
INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen
141 chars (1 sms)
Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana
Wah Wah
Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana
Wah Wah
Gaya Bush Aaya Obama ... ;->
170 chars (2 sms)
What Is The Similarity
B/w A Beautiful ,
Educated, Wise ,
Decent ,Loving And
Caring Wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin ... ???
Both Cannot Be
Found ... ;->
203 chars (2 sms)
5 Points That Prove
"U r A Normal Student"
1- Unnecessary Talk
On Phone
2- Plan Each Day 2 Study
But End Of The Day
"Kal Se Pakka"
3- U''ve All The Data But
U Work 1 Day B4 The
Dead Line
4- Rite Now U r Thinking
Of 4wrding This Msg To ur
Frnds
5- On Each Point U Smiled
Coz Its True ... ;->
317 chars (2 sms)
Customer Shouted:
"Waiter , Waiter !
There''s A Dead Fly In
My Soup ..."
waiter Replied:
"Oh No !
Who''s Going To Look
After His Family ..." ;->
161 chars (2 sms)