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Rangeet Singh tells his girlfriend," tommarrow come my home, No One will be at home,
Next Dat she goes there and found the door Locked.
There Was No One at home Hahaha
170 chars (2 sms)
Bhagwan Duniya par BEER peene aya. 12 bottles pine ke baad Sardar ne Pocha " aap ko Charhti Kyu Nahi?
Bahgwaan: Main Baghwaan hon.
Sardar: Charh Gai hai salay Ko.
164 chars (2 sms)
Hamei tu
Sms
ne Loota
Call
Main Kaha
Dum Tha
Mere
Sms
Waha Ponchay
Jaha Balance
Kam tha.
119 chars (1 sms)
Ek truck doosre ko khench k ja raha tha ,, Yeh dekh k ek sardar zor zor se husney laga or zameen pe lotpot ho gia or bola " ek rassi ko uthanay k liye 2 2 truck"
162 chars (2 sms)
Sardar dukhi tha, Kis Ne Pucha " Kya tention me ho?
Sardar: Yar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh diye the, ab saale ko pehchaan nahi pa raha hoon
156 chars (1 sms)
Girls Psychology!!!!
Fraud with Innocent Boys,
Fun with Handsome Boys,
Friendship With Charming Boys,
Contact With Intelligent Boys,
Flirt with freaky Boys,
Love with faithful Boys,
and In the end marriage with Rich boy
Moral: Chandarmukhi ho aya paaro , Sab ek jaisi hain Yaaro
303 chars (2 sms)
Q: What Difference Between Luv Marriage and arranged Marriage?
Ans: 1st One is sucide and 2nd one is a well planned murder
123 chars (1 sms)
Subha Teri , Shaam MEri ho
Din Tera , Raat meri Ho
Hasi Teri , Udasi Meri Ho
Or Jab Maut ay to Dost
Kabar Teri ,
Fawad Kumzurf
Ohello
Teri Ho Meri q Ho? :)
179 chars (2 sms)
Gadhda be jo na Khaye vo Ghaas ho tum
Stupid Idiot Baakwaas ho tum
52 jokoron wali taash ho tum
per phir bhi jo b ho yaar
dost bohat jhakaas ho tum
160 chars (1 sms)
Ur Eyes Patakha.
Ur lips Rocket
Ur ears Chingari
ur smile Phuljari
Ur style Anaar
ur personilty Bomb
Beta Nikal le
I''m Coming with candle
160 chars (1 sms)
1 Larka Apni GF k Liye Chooriyan le K Jata HAi .
Gf: Khud hi pehna doo
Boy: mujhe Nahi Pata Tha k Itna acha responce Mile Ga Warna May Kapray Bhi Le k ata.
160 chars (1 sms)
Woh kon hai ?
jo ,,
Uchaal Uchaal K Paida hOta hai ??
Peachano Kon?
Socho ??
Aray socho na ??
Tauba
Soch to sahi
ay loo
aray Budhu
" POPCORN"
179 chars (2 sms)
2 Cockroaches eating potti in washroom.
1st: yar pait main buhat dard ho raha hai muje potti aa rahi ha
2nd: yar khanay k time pe to kam se kam gandi baatain na kar
167 chars (2 sms)
1 Larkay ko kia chaiye?
1 Larki jo Pyar de
1 Larki jo acha khana banaye
1 larki jo paisa kamaye
Aur aisa naseeb ke tino larkiyaan ek dusre se mill na sakaye
169 chars (2 sms)
Aina Dekh Kar Begana ho Gaya
Khud apne Husn Ka Deewana Ho gaya
Muqabla-e-Husn main hisa liya Apne bhi
aurron ko tu Cup mila apko Jurmana Ho Gaya
154 chars (1 sms)