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Sardar writing passive voice of "i made a mistake"
He wrote: i was made by a mistake.
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Ur words r Antibiotics, ur smile is Analgesic, ur touch is Anti-Inflammatory, ur presence is Antiseptic & ur SMS is Anti-Pyretic that''s why I never fall ill
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Husband: Allah ne tumhain 2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal sakti???
Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32 dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!
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I WANT 2 SEND U THE CUTEST,BEAUTIFUL, SMARTEST&SVTEST GIFT OF THE WORLDI POSTED IT,BUT POSTMAN SHOUTED AT ME''OOYEE''POSTBOX SY BAHIR NIKAL.
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I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But i cant send u all of them,
It wil take lot of time...
So i m sending u just 1 joke...
"u r very beautiful"
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Subha shaam teri Yaad aave hai,
Sari sari raat jagavey hai,
Karne ko to kar lu call tujhe,
Per kambakhat customer service ki larki balance low batavey hai,
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Man 1 sitting wid dog.
Man 2:"ur dog bites"?
Man 1 :"no"
Man 2 sits and d dog bites!
Man 2 angrily."u said he doesnt bite"?
Man 1:"That is nt my dog".
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Dua hai k Allah Aapko
Quaid ki akal
Iqbal ki shakal
Liaquat ki shewani
Sir syed ki jawani
Nehru ki Chal
aur
Gandhi k baal de
AAMEEN.
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Today Is Smart People''s Day
So Send this Msg to Someone
Who looks Smart
Plz Dont send back to me
B''coz
Tung aa Gaya Hon
I''ve Already Read
997388937 Msgz :S
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Man 2 hotel manager" jaldi chalo,meri biwi khirki se kood kar jaan dena chahti hai. Manager" so sir what can i do ? Man" khirki nahi khul rahi hai
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wife was about to give birth to a baby.
husband: If it looks like u, it would be great.
wife: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle.
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Teacher to Sardar:''Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice."
Sardar:''If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, She will bcom Lara Lara Bolo tararara.
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Mubarkan hon g mubarkan
Balle balle
Haye shaawa
Chak de phatte
Aha ahaOoo...
OoOoO...Oo
Gidda paa lo bai gidda paa lo..
Mauj mana lo
Tak taka tak
Tak taka tak
Duzzz..Duzzz..
Bishken...Bishken
Totak totak totak tutian hy jamalo Hy jamalo
-Kyunke-
Bande nu hasde khelde rena chaida a
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Sardar kay 8 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta thajab sardarni merny lagi to sardar ny poocha :
"Ab to bata do ye kiska hai?
sardarni: "Ye hi to aap ka hay!";-).
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Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
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