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Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??
129 chars (1 sms)
U know i saw sumone in a coffee shop
Really good lookin
Very SmartSo Delightful
More like a Celebrity
I walked nearer...
Damn !
THESE MIRRORS YAAR!
166 chars (2 sms)
Bst pick up line 2 approch a grl!
Go 2 her & ask "is ur dad a
terrorist" She''ll say "wat?"
Then u say "no no I asked coz u
r such a Bomb"
153 chars (1 sms)
BREAKING NEWS: Terrorists have kidnapped MEERA and demanded 5000000 Rs otherwise they will burn her with Kerosene Oil.So plz donate.I ve also donated 15 liters.
161 chars (2 sms)
Yaar aik warid kay
card ka number
send karo plz
(1000 wala)
jaldi...
main tumhain
1000 kay note
ka number
send kar
raha hoon.
DBK874326
149 chars (1 sms)
Plz pass this SMS to all ur friends. A person urgently needs 3 bottles of.
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Pepsi (chilled) with chips. It''s urgent Cell no & name is as displayed
Hamy a.K.a Efie a.K.a FebZ
03343004071
:)
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A boy goes to his dads friend late nite,he is told to sleep in baby''s room,but he refused n slept in TV lounge to avoid baby kid.Next morning he saw a young,charming n very pretty girl on the breakfast table.The boy asked,who r u?
Im the baby,n u?
Mai ullu ka pattha!
271 chars (2 sms)
once cow,elephant and donkey arguing who is the best?
cow:i give milk so i m the best
elephant:i m powerful so i m the best?
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Say something its ur turn!
170 chars (2 sms)
Agar ap ko bura na lagy,
Mood theek ho,
Time ho pass,
Sab kam chor k,
Thora ehsas ho to,
Dil mane to,
to
to
aik
(SMILE PLZ)
161 chars (2 sms)
Gum me jine ka maza aata hai, Garibo k dar pe bhi khuda aata hai,Ek hum hai k har roz SMS karte hai,ek tumhara SMS jaise..4 saal baad WORLD CUP aata hai!.
155 chars (1 sms)
MSG karne pe jo mrtay hain..
CALL karne se jo darty hain..
BAD LUCK to dekho...!!!..???
Aisy KANGLAY dost meray he pally parte hain..!!!. ;-)
151 chars (1 sms)
MSG karne pe jo mrtay hain..
CALL karne se jo darty hain..
BAD LUCK to dekho...!!!..???
Aisy KANGLAY dost meray he pally parte hain..!!!. ;-)
151 chars (1 sms)
Open with Love.
Kuch kehna hai apse
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Dar lag raha hy
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Wohi baat jo dil ko chhu jae
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Wohi 3 lafz
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Mind to nai kro gay?
"INSAN BAN JAO"
168 chars (2 sms)
Lab-pe-aati hai duaa ban k tamanna meri,Zindagi ek LOVER ki sorat ho Khudaya meri,IMPRESS muj se her ek larki ho jai,Meri ek nazar pe dil apna wo de jai,Ho meri JEANS se mere badan ki zeenat,Jis tarhan MAKEUP se hoti hai HUSAN ki zenat,Ho mera kum scho0l,College k bahir FLURT krna,Her haseen larki ki MAA se b mohabat krna,Mere ALLAH parrhaayi se bachana muj ko,ISHQ ki jo raah ho ussi raah par CHALANA mujh ko.
413 chars (3 sms)
I wish u lov,i wish u joy,May u hav a baby boy.Wen his hair begin to curl,May u hav a baby girl,Wen she begin to wear pins,May ALLAH giv u twins.Wen they reach d age of four,May u hav many more..U DONT WORK ON ANY SCHEME..May u hav a Cricket Team...AMEEN
255 chars (2 sms)