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Chicken ready? Yes Boss. Fish ready? Yes Boss. Omlet ready? Yes Boss. Mutton ready? No Boss. why...? BAKRA abhi sms parh raha hai boss.
135 chars (1 sms)
1 hai Billu 1 hai Gullu 1 hai Ullu Billu six class main parh raha hai, Gullu seven class main parh raha hai, ore ore Ullu sms parh raha hai hehehehe......
154 chars (1 sms)
Rangeen Ho Tum Rango Say Bhi Zaida Smart Ho Tum Sab Dosto Main Zaida Zaheen Ho Tum Muje Say Bhi Zaida Agar Aasa Tum Sochte Ho Tu Bewaqoof Ho Tum Had Say Bhi Zayda..!!
166 chars (2 sms)
Dhanya Rs=3 Mirch Rs=5 Palak Rs=15 Aaloo Rs=20 Teenday Rs=30 Tomato Rs=40 Yeh sab tu mehanga hai... par sms tu sasta hai! phir karti kion nahi? kanjoos.
152 chars (1 sms)
Tum bhej rahy ho SMS! * * * * * SMS bheja ja raha hai! * * * * * tum ne bheja SMS! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ullu ke pathey, sharam nahin ati bakwas kerty hoay, SMS parh rahy they ya bhej rahy they
181 chars (2 sms)
Qayamat k din farishtoo nay sheets detay howay logo say kaha k apnay apnay gunah likho, jab sab likh chukay tu Tumhari awaaz aai Extra Sheet Please..!!
151 chars (1 sms)
Quaid foot ho gaye, Liaqat Ali bi shaheed ho gaye, Allama Iqbal bi ab is dunya main nahi rahay, meri tabiat bi ab kuch teek nahi ha, soochta hun ke maray bad Pakistan ka kia banay ga
182 chars (2 sms)
main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof main bewakoof ahista bolo awaz yahan tak a rahe hai hahahehehe
146 chars (1 sms)
Free stay Free breakfast Free lunch Free dinner Free trust Free security Don''t loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU K PATHAY
135 chars (1 sms)
Main 1 sms hoon. Jise stupid log parte hain. Nalayak log doosron ko forward karte hain. Gadhe delete karte hain aur Pagal store karte hain. TUM kya karne vale ho?????
166 chars (2 sms)
I''ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
151 chars (1 sms)
Long Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues...
89 chars (1 sms)
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai...!!!
163 chars (2 sms)
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai...!!!
163 chars (2 sms)
Bazu main dam rakhta hun, Dil main gham rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega, Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!
161 chars (2 sms)