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I''ve made so many mistakes in my life, but something I did right was to have you as a friend and I definitely wont make another mistake of losing someone like you.
164 chars (2 sms)
Good friendship doesn''t mean you have to see and talk to each other everyday, its all about being there in times of one''s need. I''m here just a text away.
157 chars (1 sms)
Don''t be too good I might miss you, don''t be too caring I might like you, don''t be too sweet I might fall its hard for me to love you when you wont love me after all.
169 chars (2 sms)
A Rose Is Always A Rose
Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud
Same Way You Will Always Be My Friend
Either You Are In Central Jail
Or In Mental Hospital
170 chars (2 sms)
Laloo: I am so miser (kanjoos) that
I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money.
I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
188 chars (2 sms)
Full of Emotion shair:
Ab to zindagi ka maqsad hai tujhe apnana.
A for Apple B for Banana.
If you are MAD, I am your DAD.
130 chars (1 sms)
Ek hindu fauji ne jahaz se chalang lagaty huye kaha "JAI KALI MATA KI".
Kali Mata ne kaha: "CHAL TERI MAA KI" Ab to main bhi Fair & Lovely lagati hon.
153 chars (1 sms)
Kid: Ammi aaj abbu ne bus main mujhse kaha k Aunty ko bethne k liye jaga de do.
Mom: Phir tumne jaga di?
Kid: No.
Mom: Q?
Kid: Main to khud abbu ki goad main betha tha.
172 chars (2 sms)
Manzil ki taraf barhtay raho,
Jo dil kahe woh kare woh raah chuno.
Peeche walon ko aagay mat aanay do.
Or jo aagay hain unse aagy niklo.
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Tub he ek achay Truck Driver ban pao gay.
185 chars (2 sms)
"Rang De Basanti" movie
Dekh k Santa ko bahut gussa aaya
Friend asked: Why are you so angry?
Santa: Poori film mai Basanti to dikhai nahi di
147 chars (1 sms)
Larki apne B.F. se:
Mera Bacha!
Mera Shoonu!
Mera Gugluu!
Shadi Karo Gey?
Bolo Baby …
B.F.:
Tum Mujhey Propose Karna Cha Rahi Ho Ya Adopt?
147 chars (1 sms)
1 pathan or sardar ki khoob pitai hui.
Dono roza khushai me mufta torte hue
pakre gaye or us per bolte hen
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G, wo, hum larke walo ki taraf se hy
161 chars (2 sms)
Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Life !
Without U Life’s Like A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Lovely Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Now Go Further
I’ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report :p
185 chars (2 sms)
Dil badal na dena sim ki terha
Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha
Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha
Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha
156 chars (1 sms)
Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha
251 chars (2 sms)