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Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you . . . ;->
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The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"
The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge." . . . ;->
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Teacher asks students..if a bird is sitting on a branch of a tree than wat is my age..
A student replies: its 48.
The teacher says thats true...how did u know it??
Student replies: my brother is 24 and he is half mad . . . ;->
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aby yaar jaldi tv lagao zardari ko mardia hai.
kia hua roz afwaah sun rahy hona aaj aik humari tarafsy sahi ;-)
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Heights Heights of super Bindaasness :
Finishing the Exam paper and coming out of the examination hall and then asking a friend --
“ Kaunsa subject tha yaar ?? !!!
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Machchar ne apko kata
wo uska Junun tha..
Aapne khujli ki wo apka
Sukun tha..
Chah kar bhi aapne use
nahi mara...
Kyonki uski ragoo me
apka khoon tha..-;>
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Duniya mey sub sy
himmat wala kon?
"Dhobi."
Coz, wo kabi b kisi k ghar
jakar bolsakta
hy:sahib,bibiji ko bolo
kapry utar kr rakhn,m
abhe ata hoon....-;>
171 chars (2 sms)
Gareeb shohor bola:
Lagta hai ab dosto ke
aage hath phailana
paren ge....
Biwi:Jaldi se tum hath
phaila lo, warna mujhe
taangein phailana parein
gi........................-;>
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Pani mai whiskey wilao
to nasha charta hai pani
mai rum milao to nasha
chaeta hai pani mai
brangy milao to nasha
charta hai to pani mai
kuch garbar hai.....-;>
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Larka: larki ko tang kar
raha tha
Larki:ap k ghar main
MAA,BEHAN nahi ha?
Larka:Hain, bus ap ki
kami hay
Larki:Ap ko meri kami
mehsus horai ha?
Ye baat agar mairay 5
BHAION Ko pata chali to
apkay ghar waloN ko
apki KAMI mehsus hogi....-;>
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Khuda ki qasam tum
bohat khubdurat ho
Dunya kei nazar se khud
ko bacha lo
Kajal ka teka to
tumhary liye kam hay
EK Kala"TAWWA"he
galay may latka Lo......-;>
179 chars (2 sms)
Wait
Wait
Wait
Wait
Wait
Cool
Relex
Ok
Ready
Start
5
4
3
2
1
Now
Delete This
MESSAGE...........-;>
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laaloo k peechhe kutte ka bachha padh gaya
laloo bola,
"hum tho BSNL ka card dalwaa liya hoon
sasura e hutch ka network kaise pakadh raha hai"
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I Like You
I Like You
I Really Like You
I Really Really Like you....
Kyunki Geeta mai likha hai
"PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI"..!!!
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At the bus stop a man
enterd the bus and
shouted out loudly
"Dont try to move from
your seats
Sheeda kulfian wala aap
chal k twaday kol aaey
ga...................-;>
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