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How lazy people like u wash face in the winter season?
They stand infront of da mirror, throw da water on da mirror & say
Oh God sooooooooooo cold water ;->
185 chars (2 sms)
Chor 1 Ghar Mei Chori Karne Gaya,
Tijori Par Likha Tha..
" TIJORI KO TORNE KI ZARURAT NAHI,
452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO,
TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI "
Jaise he button dabaya alarm baja aur police aagyi.
Jate waqt chor malik se bola..
"AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA" . . . ;->
328 chars (3 sms)
Q: Which is Higher
"A Mountain"
or
"No Mountain" . . . . ????
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A: "No Mountain"
coz "No Mountain" is higher than Mt. Everest . . . . ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
What Do You Call A Beautiful Woman iN West Indies . . . . ?
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TOURiST . . . ;->
109 chars (1 sms)
Najane log q darte hain,
Kuch log to SMS b nahi kerte hain,
Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mai,
Jo balance b miss call mar k check karte hain . . . ;->
178 chars (2 sms)
There is a great saying ...
"If u want to b Great,
u must walk with Great people"...
seriously,I hav no objection.
you can walk with me
148 chars (1 sms)
50 meel duur jab koi bachha oon-oon
karke rota h to ma kehti hain ki beta aise mat ro
varna
bada hokar tu HIMESH RESHAmiya ban jayega
139 chars (1 sms)
Machar marne ka asan
Tareqa
Phle ek zinda machar
Pakrain
Phr use zamin pe lita
Den
Phr use gudgude karen
Jse hi machar hasne k
Lye mu khole
Use Morten pila den.->
185 chars (2 sms)
Situation
Befor marriage:
rose are red
sky is blue
i luv one, dat is u...
After marriage:
roses are dead i hav flu,
don''t come near,
prray murr tu .->
163 chars (2 sms)
KaASsh...
aaj thori barish ajaye...
Kam say kam 1katori
pani bhar jaye...
Jo mujhay SMS na
karry...
Who is mai Sharam say
dod k mar jaye...->
172 chars (2 sms)
Woh hamein dekh ker
muskurate rahey...
Woh hamein dekh ker
muskurate rahey...
Phir yoon hua k....
Hamara b HASSA nikal
gaya...-
293 chars (2 sms)
Sardar goez 2 Gulabo''z
house
N
Knocks de door.
Gulabo:kon?
Sardar:mein!
Gulabo:mein kon?
Sardar:tu ghulabo hor
kon....->
179 chars (2 sms)
1st Man:"Main Muree
Jate Huay Apni Biwi Ko
Khayi Mai phenk Donga"
2nd Man:"Meri Biwi Ko Bhi
Phenk Dena"
1st Man:"Agar Tum Bura
Na Mano To Wapsi Pe
Phenk Doon?"
171 chars (2 sms)
Old man walkng on
street sees a child tryin
2 reach a doo bell
Old man goes to d
door,rings the bell&
says Wt else little man?
Child: Chalo hon Nassoo..->
174 chars (2 sms)
Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhra Haq hai dalna
Acha lge to dalo
Bhrosa hoto dalo
Jaha mrzi dalo
Jsko mrzi dalo
Orat ko dalo
Ya Mrd ko dalo
"VOTE"
186 chars (2 sms)