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Bin laden''s son was
studying in an American
School.
Teacher askd him:"I
have 4 apples .How can i
divide it among 5
children?"
He answered:"Kill 1
Child!";->?
174 chars (2 sms)
gADHA B JO NA KHAE WO
GHAS HO tUM.
Stupid, idiot bakwas ho
Tun.
52 jokers wali tash ho
Tum.
Insan 3rd class ho tum.
Per jo b ho yar dost bohat khaas ho tum..;->
180 chars (2 sms)
Aisi kon si cheez hai jo
WOMAN main aagay hoti
hai,
aur COW main peche?
?
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?
?
?
It''s"w"
W-WOMAN
COW-W
Her waqt ghalat na socha kero.
159 chars (1 sms)
FiLL iN THE BLANKS...
---LAND---PAR----
CHUUT
Any Idea ?
No !
Don''t Think Wierd !
oK !
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PTCL LAND LINE PAR
BHAARI CHUUT ;->
197 chars (2 sms)
What is the Limit of
telling aliE?
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A HUBSHI taking a Bath &
Singing:"PAANI ME JALAY
MERA GORA BADAN..
148 chars (1 sms)
7 saal pehle mobile cal 5
Rs ki thi or roti 2Rs ki..
or...
Aaj roti 5 Rs ki or call 2
Rs ki...
Kon Kehta hai mehngaie
hui hai..
GEO MUSHARAF.......;->
186 chars (2 sms)
AK minute k liye duniya
me burey kaam ruk
gaey he
y?
Batao kio
?
B''coz
"SHETAAN"is waqt sms
parh raha he:-p
193 chars (2 sms)
Girl:Kon ho tum?
Boy:hasrat tumhari,
Girl:takte ho kia?
Boy:Surat tumhari,
Girl:karte ho kai?
Boy:poja tumhari,
Girl:kafir ho kia?
Boy:aisa hi sahi,
Girl:chahte ho kia?
Boy:muhabat yumhari,
Girl:pachtao gay?
Boy:kismat hamri,
Girl:Married hoon main.
Boy...
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MA KI KUSS TUMHARI.;->
347 chars (3 sms)
Remix
Hum Dosto Ko Bari
pakiza Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,!!
HUM DOSTO KO BARI
PAKIZA $AZA
DETE
HAIN...!!!
Gand MArte Nahi
CHUPA LAGWA Dety heN,,,
196 chars (2 sms)
Sali:jijaG 500 RS. dedo
agley haftey doongi
Jiji-1000 RS. lely par
abhi dedo.;->
90 chars (1 sms)
Businessman explaining
the reason for having 2
wives
"monopoly is always
damaging
and
competition improves
service".:->
148 chars (1 sms)
Wait
Wait
Wait
Cool
Relax
Ok
Ready
Start
5
4
3
2
1
Now
I m starting send
msgs...
214 chars (2 sms)
Considering his
achievments of
creating shortage of,
Wheat
gas
power
suger
water
Musharaf has been
give the title of
Quaid-e-Qillat... ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
"FUCK-YOU"
Shocked
It means:
F=flowers 4 u.
U=unlimitd hugs 4 u.
C=chocolate not sweeter than u.
K=kisss 4u.
U= you always on my mind. . . . ;->
195 chars (2 sms)
"FUCK-YOU"
Shocked
It means:
F=flowers 4 u.
U=unlimitd hugs 4 u.
C=chocolate not sweeter than u.
K=kisss 4u.
U= you always on my mind. . . . ;->
195 chars (2 sms)