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Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.
Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.
Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.
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Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I’ve failed?
David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.
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If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
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Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure
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Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.
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Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.
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hello this is our at
hello this is our ATD ( Any Time Disturbance ) service we are the experts in disturbin n irritating ppl at busy hrs. Our goal has been achieved. Thx !
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Ye msg aik ghareeb lerki ka hei jis k paas is sakht sirde me pehanne k liye kapre nahi hein,msg sabko bhej ker uski help karein
Name
Malika Sherawat.
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Lagey raho..
Lagey raho..
mainey khawaab mein daikha k mai Musharaf ki jagah saddar ban gaya hoon,
tum par bhi koi paabandi nahin jo marzi sapney daikho.. ;->
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Kash ye faasle na hote, kash ye duriyan na hoti, kash aap aur hum saath hote,
toh
toh
toh
toh . . .
mere sms k Paise bach jate... ;->
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Apun tera dost,
Dost bole to bhai,
Bhai bole to Munna Bhai
Munna Bhai bole to MBBS
MBBS bole to Dr
Dr bole to kya?
Bole to chal chadi utar INJECTION lgane ka :p
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Khan ko kisi ne bataya k jore asmano par bante hai..
Khan bazar se kapra le kar aaya 0r uper ki taraf m0un kar k bola "ya Allah ye mera jora b banade" . . . ;->
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Professor he aate hon hafta war college me
To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me
Agarcha dosre mashrob b mehenge nai milte
Magar chalta hai aksar sharbat''e didar college me
Wo degree k bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai
Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me
Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na ban jaen
Teri GULNAR college me,
Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->
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What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah??
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Yuppie.... New Shorts . . . ;->
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Man 2 Pathan: Khanji kal maine apko phone kia par apne uthaya nai.
Phathan: Kyun uthata. Yeh jo maine 30 Rupaiyye deke Gana lagwaya hai, woh tera Baap sunega?
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Pehlay Pakistan ki Abadi kHatarnak Hud se tajawaz kr chuki thi ,
Lakin ab KHUDKUSH DHAMAKON ki vajah say kafi controll mai hai
Farq to para hai
GEO MUSHARAF !
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