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Just Imagine for a while, u''re a handsome Boy...
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Aisa Karoge Tou Kon Ayega... =P ;->
187 chars (2 sms)
Wo Kya Janay Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzri us waqt "paPpu"
Jab Us Ne Meri Tarf Dekha or Boli..
Excuse me
Badboo aap ne maari hai...? ;->
139 chars (1 sms)
Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,
Toyota pased by.
He told the driver:
Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
Honda passed.
He again:
Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
for Prado,
He again gave same compliment.
Taxi Driver got angry.
When reached the destination,
Taxi driver:
Rs.4,000 Please.
Japnese:Wht?
So much this is.
The angry drivr replied:
Txi meter
Made in Pakistan run fast ;->
502 chars (4 sms)
William Studyfear said...!!!
"This life is too short even to get full sleep...!
I don''t know how people find time to study...!
so ketabain bnd kro
aur so jao..
167 chars (2 sms)
An unmarried girl''s request:
Is msg ko itna phela den k ye hamare hone waley HUSBAND tk pohnch jaye
"Kahan hein ap?
Kab ain gey?
Apni ami ko jaldi bhejein.
Mene or nahi parhna.":-(
plz fwd!:-P
202 chars (2 sms)
Have We Ever Realized That the Word
''STUDYING'' is Actually a Combination of the Word,
''STUDENT''
&
''DYING'' :-)
126 chars (1 sms)
Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha
R U Sick suffering from fever
pathan
No I''m Muslman Suffering from peshawar:
151 chars (1 sms)
A man meets a frnd aftr a long time & notices he is wearing an earing.
"Wen did u start wearing Earing?"
Friend: Ever since my Wife found one in my Car!! ;->
167 chars (2 sms)
Sardar: Pata he hmary gaoon me itni sardi parti he k bhensain jama hua dodh deti hen
Pathan: hmary gaon me is se b ziada sardi parti he.
Ek dafa me rat ko so raha tha k meri ankh khuli me ne apni charpai k nechy dekha wahan ek ajeeb c chez thi me ne usy aag py gram kya to awaz ai..
P000OON... ;->
308 chars (2 sms)
1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per boht khush hua
neeche staff ne usey hatho hath dhar lia or airman uski wardi utarne mein help karne laga
pathan fakhar se:aj mn ne india ke 2 jahaz,
1 aabdoz ko mara hai,
airman:lekn sir g apne 1 ghalti krdi
pathan:wo kia?
Airman:bs ap ghalti se india land kr gaye hain.
321 chars (3 sms)
Cutest Love Story:
A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.
Whats Happening?
Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi.
Wapish Le Laha Tha. :-)
188 chars (2 sms)
Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:
Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,
K
Usay Yaad Aaya
K
Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-)
142 chars (1 sms)
Jaane Kese
Jeete Hain
Log Yaadon
K Sahare "pAppu",,,
MaiN Tu Aik SawAL YAad kAr k sotA huN Wo Bhi SubAh bhooL jAtA hoN... ;->
136 chars (1 sms)
SahiL
ki
Geeli
Rait
par,
MaiNe
us
se
Poocha,
Tu
bolta
Q
nahi,
Wo
Palken
Jhuka
kar
Muskura
Diya,
Or..
Rait
per
Likha
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MaiN GooNgA h00N... =P ;->
191 chars (2 sms)
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Wo mujhe keh k chali gai GO TO HELL
But pApPu keh raha hai...
AAL IZ WELL..!
AAL IZ WELL..! ;->
115 chars (1 sms)