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An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.
"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."
"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->
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New Student Remix Of Amplifier:
KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,
Speed me 220 di likhaan,
Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,
Em a night writer,
Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,
Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,
Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,
Un nu me puchda,
Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,
Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,
Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.
391 chars (3 sms)
A sweet demand by a kid.
He was beaten up by his mom.
Dad askd what happnd son?
kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,
i want my own
151 chars (1 sms)
Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..
Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..
Maine gate khola,
Chowkidaar bola..
.
All iz well..
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A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said
I want to update my facebook status:D
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Noor jahan ki wafat k baad Is dafa
jang ki soorat mein milli
naghmay nasebo lal gae gi.
''Aye watan K sajeelay
GUJJRO,
Dushman ki manjii mein daang phair do.
165 chars (2 sms)
Nowadays,
Child in washroom.
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Mommm!
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Mom: han beta bolo!
Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
:D :P
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A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...
So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....
Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!
listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
320 chars (2 sms)
A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...
So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....
Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!
listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
320 chars (2 sms)
Yun Pakistan Se Dushmani Achi Nahi INDIA.
Bachiyan Teri Jawan Hain, Kuch To Khayal Kar. :-)
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Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?
stdnt-No Sir!
By mistake i brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)
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Pathan England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya,
Wahan Ja K Khoob Naacha,
Dance Karny K Bad Bola,
.......
O Yara Koi Hum Ko Ye To Bataye K Ye SHADI Kis Ka Hai. :-)
158 chars (1 sms)
1 Murghi ko QATAL karo.
Oil mein Use GHUSAL do.
Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do
Shan Masalay say Khushbu ki DOHNI do.
Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.
jab Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do.
ta''k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.
HAPPY BIRYani Day!
270 chars (2 sms)
Dosto JUNG m kuch nhi rkha AMAN hi sb kuch hy ye baat maan kr INDIA ne PAKISTAN ko apni BACHIYAN deni shro krdi hain
jesy k
MALIK k liye SANIA MIRZA
WASIM AKRAM k liye
SUSHMITA
Mere liye KAITREENA KAIF
Aap k liye AASHA BHOSLY
Aman ki aasha jagao
india se bachiyan book karwao.
293 chars (2 sms)
Jb meri koi call na aye,
jb koi sms na aye,
jb koi missed call b na aye,
To.....!
smaj lena k.
"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
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