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Welcome to Pakistan we have Recent Courses:
MBBS:
Master in Bomb Blasting Strategies
CA:
Career in Alqaeda
MSc:
Master Sucide Course
IT:
Institute of Terrorism
MBA:
Member of Blasting Agency
What do u want to do...?
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Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
Think...
No?
A: Because you can''t bury them in the sky!
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Ek baar ek cyclewala doodh ki kitli lekar ja raha rehta hai! Aur jate jate use rasste main bahut traffic lagta hai, thoda time hone ke baad woh kitli main se saara doodh pee leta hai!!!!!!! Kyun?
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Are thoda aur socho!
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Nahi jam raha ,
chalo thik hai main hi bata deta hun!!!!!!!
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Kyun ki peeche se saare vehicles .....
Pee Pee Pee karte hai , Isliye woh saara doodh pee jata hai
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As by xperience my advice 4u friends-
have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,
1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis
and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do?
Hey Wait.I''m getting a call from katrina kaif….
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ghar se nikalte hi...
kuch duur chalte hi..
raste mein hai unka ghar.....
kal subha dekha toh ...
baal banati woh..
khidki mein aayi nazar....
ab yahan kya aap khoj rahe hao aaj ki taza khabar......;->
kuch duur chalte hi..
raste mein hai unka ghar.....
kal subha dekha toh ...
baal banati woh..
khidki mein aayi nazar....
ab yahan kya aap khoj rahe hao aaj ki taza khabar......;->
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ibhrahim saab (the don) was sitting around a born fire! while sitting he got burnt suddenly!! why>???
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. Arrey because he himself was da WOOD ibrahim!!
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WOH KAHATE HAI HUM SE KE AAPKA MESSAGE CHURAYA HUWA HOTA HAI,
YU TO NET PAR SMS KA KHAZANA HOTA HAI,
KUCHCH TO KADAR KAR LO ZALIM,
AAKHIR SELECTION TO HAMARA HOTA HAI
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Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???
Socho....
maa badaulat!
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Height of Bindaasness..
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Keep reminder in ur mobile that says,..
"Exams start today, Attend it!"
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Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.
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Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,
There”s Still Pain Of Loosing 9
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The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.
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Why are the Egyptian Children confused??????
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.coz
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Their Daddy dies n becomes Mummy... Children confused??????
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.coz
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Their Daddy dies n becomes Mummy...
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why did the grandma tie roller skates to her rocking chair....?
bcoz she wanted to rock and roll...!
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AgAr " Mahima choudhry" lAdka hOti to uSka naam kya hota?????
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not getting
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its "Baaphibaap choudhry"
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