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How to irritate Bill Gates
* Steal his "nerdboy" license plate.
* Accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer.
* Beat his high score on Tetris.
* Ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair.
* Tell him you heard he''s "micro soft."
* Leave his Spock ears on your dashboard so they melt.
* Let the air out of the tires on the Gatesmobile.
* Drop hints that Oprah''s richer than he is.
* WWW him right in the dot-com.
* Two words: Dork tax.
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A man drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2
him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Man: Sorry, I didn''t know it was her turn
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DON ne ab jurm ki dunia chor di hy
Ab 1 MADRASSA banaya hy
So plz...
Balance ki surat mei DON ko chanda day kr aakhrat sawarain
Aap ka khadim MUFTI DON ;->
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Sardar g: My computer is going crazy..
Shopkeeper: Why, Whats wrong..?
Sardar g: I dont have a keyboard but it still gives a keyboard error. . . . . ;->
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WhiskEY,
Drugs
and Cigarettes
r a man''s worst enemiES..
Aren''t they?
But,
the man who runs away frm his enemies...
Is a Coward...
So b brave
chEErS..! ;->
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Shakespeare said, "This world is a stage & we all are actors"..
In punjabi it is translated as
"ae dunya ek drama ae tae asi sarray marasi aan"
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Ek Din Donkeyz or Dogz ka Jaloos ja rha tha.
1 Donky bola: Hum pe Loug Q Zulum krte hen?
Dog Bola: Bhai Fiqar Matt kro
MAZLUMON KA SATHI HAI ALTAF HUSSAIN.
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sunny--"ghalib ne bhari mehfil mein sher mara,
ghalib ne bhari mehfil mein sher mara"
bunny--phir kya hua??
sunny--phir hona kya tha....."sherni vidhwa ho gyi"
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Har Yug Me Aisa Hota Hai,
Har Student Ishq Me Khota Hai,
Padhayi Reh Jati Hai Sirf Dikhave Ki,
Aur Fir Haal-E-Dil Mark Sheet Par Bayan Hota Hai
+92 300 2711 588 / +92 333 9968 674
~ Tum BiN ~
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3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing ''Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...'' And the other 2 die immediately. Why???????
Coz..
It was a HIT song
:)
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Kal 125 logo ko
bewakoof banaya.
Kaise?
niche dekho..
Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha...
Ab 126 HOGAYE.....;->
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Subah sMs
sham sMs
din me sMs
rat me sMs
ghar me sMs
office me sMs
college me sMs
aakhir kya hai ye sMs
S-Sub
M-Milkar
S-Socho...............;->
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Power Of One ...
One tree can start a forest…
One flower can awaken the dream…
One smile begins a friendship…
One laugh will conquer a gloom…
One candle destroys the darkness…
One sunbeam lights a room…
One breath brings life eternal…
One path will lead you home…
One touch can show you care…
One word must start each prayer…
One heart can know what is true…
One life can make the difference…
And that one is
YOU......;->
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shakalaka baby
shakalaka baby
kapade dhoye dhoby....
shakalaka baby
shakalaka baby
hum sab khaye gobi......;->
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What is common to both Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor ??
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Ok... Its OSO thats common to both
wondering how ??
scroll down ....
Because Deepika is associated with Om Shanti Om and Ranbir is associated with O.. Saawariya O... :))....
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