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The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who
invented the
other three, he was the genius.
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A Man Can Be Happy With Any Woman
As Long As
He Does Not LOVE Her . . . ;->
[Oscar Wilde]
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If U Are
Ever In Doubt
As To Wether or Not
To Kiss A Pretty Girl . . .
Alwayz Give Her
The Benifit Of The Doubt
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2 Friends . . . See & Saw
One Day See Saw Sea & Saw Didin’t See Sea. Se Saw Sea & Jumped In Sea. Saw Didn’t See Sea But Jumped In Sea. See Saw Saw In Sea & Saw Saw See In Sea. See Saw Both Saw Sea & Both Saw & See Were Happy To See Sea .
Agar Samajh Aa Jaye Tou Mjhe Bhi Bata Dena . . . ;->
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Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??
THE story behind the fact......
Two birds went to the theatre.
One bird got C row and the other bird did not get a seat,
So they had to give it a spare row.
Hence the bird in C row was called crow and the other sparrow.
Pass this to all your friends and let them develop their general knowledge.... ;->
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Professor: I Dont Mind When Students Look At Their Watch During Lectures . . .
But
It Gets On Nerves. When They Remove Their Watch, Shake It To See If
It''s Working ;->
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Accounts K Student Ki Gali
Saala Bounced Cheque
Dharti Pe Liability
Paidaishi Bad Debt
Dishonoured Bil
Insolvent Aadmi
Itna Maunga K balnce Sheet Tele Nahi Hogi ;->
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Ek Bacha Doosre Se:
Yaar Mere Abbu Ka Intikaal Ho Gaya
Doosra Bacha :
Shit Yaar
China Ki Cheezo''n Main Ye Hi
Masla Hai ;->
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mErI DuKh BhArI kAhAnI sUnO gE
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DeKhA Aap BhI MeRe JazBaat NaHi
SaMaJh PaAye ;->
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One persn asks to another
bhai yeh khushi kya hoti hai..?
second person replies..p
ata nahi bhai meri toh BACHPAN mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi.
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Pakistani police ne aik admi se 100rs ka note lia aur wajh pochnay pe btaya k..
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Tmne quaid e azam ki jaib mein bomb chupaya hay . . . ;->
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Bus chali
jhatka laga
ek sardar ek larki par gira
larki boli:
badtameez,kya kar rahe ho...
Sardar bola: SINDH University se B.COM kar raha hoon.
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Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?
?
Give up?
?
?
Wel its,
Zebra-Coz its still in black and white
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What will you call a person jiske birth certificate se date of birth gayab ho jaaye ??
Umar Gul
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Once bread and butter were travelling by plane... plane crash hua...
bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa... kyon ???
Because woh Butter FLY thaa..
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