Search Results for 'g'
Any Man Who Can Drive Safely
While Kissing A Girl
Is
Simply Not Giving The KISS The Attention
It Deserves . . .
131 chars (1 sms)
To Know A Person
Walk A Mile In His Shoes
Then
Then What ? ? ?
He Is One Mile Away, U Have His Shoes . . . .
JuzZZ RuNnN . . . ;->
171 chars (2 sms)
Here Is Some Career Advice
First, Listen To Your Heart
Then
Listen To Your Brains
Then
Do What Your Wife Tell You To Do . . . ;->
174 chars (2 sms)
Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD
Off course GIRLS Are The First . . . ! ! !
But The Fact Is That
Both Are BEAUTIFULL . . . ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
Why Did God Created Gap
Between
Thumb & 1st Finger Of Ur Feet ? ? ?
Ta K Tusi
Hawai Chappal Pa Sako . . . ;->
157 chars (1 sms)
Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?
Khamoshi Se Kitchen Main Jao
Cabnit Main Se OIL Nikalo
Kamre Me Ja K KAPRE Utaaro
Phir
Purane KAPRE Badal Ker Kitchen Main Ja
PAKOREY Banao . . . ;->
234 chars (2 sms)
1 ActressDukhi Lehje Main Apni Saheli Se:
"Yaar Ye Mard Kitni Jaldi badal Jate Hyn, Kal Tak Chaudry Sahab Mujhe Itne Ache Lagte Thay, Itne Pyare Lagte Thay k Kia Bataon?
Magar Ab Unki Shakal Dekhne Ko Dil Nahi Kerta" ;->
228 chars (2 sms)
Phansa Rha Hy Koi Bachian Baji K Naam Par
De Rha Hy Koi Faraib Shaadi K naam Par
Jaari Kia Hy Jab Se Musharraf Ne
"Huqooq-e-Niswan Bil Azaadi K Naam Par ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
How will a computer engineer offer u a drink named ''C''???
CPU??
83 chars (1 sms)
Q: Why do boys go to temples?
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Pooja
Bhakti
Prarthana
Bhawna
Shraddha
Aarti
Archana
Aradhana
Shanti
Jyoti
Tripti
Deepti
Durga
Saraswati
Lakshmi
parvati
306 chars (2 sms)
Bijli gai
10 baj gay
Bijli aai
11baj gay
Phir gai
12baj gay
Phir aai
1 baj gya
Phir gai
2 baj gay
Phir aai
3 baj gay
dis time check is brot 2 u by
WAPDA ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
VodAFone wALon kA KuttA Aj SubAh he chAL bAsA,
Or
Ab Woh BAndAr se Ad kArvAnA chAhte hAin,
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JäN!X Tujhe Meri Dosti Ki KAsAm Tuuu nhi jAyegA . . . :p ;->
175 chars (2 sms)
Youngistaan se kabristan...
Why to have Pe(psi)stiside drinks? ...
Have a glass of milk to think n act better
114 chars (1 sms)
Subah Utho
Close-Up Karo
Fir Naha ke
Mera photo laga ke
apne dono haath jod kar zoor-zoor Se gaao:
"TUJHE BHOOL JANA MUMKIN NAHI"
134 chars (1 sms)
Kaha Gayab Ho Gaye Ho Saray ...
Koi Sms Koi Bhi Nahi Karta
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Cyber Crime Ordinance Abe Lagoo Nae Howa :S
151 chars (1 sms)