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Teacher: Beta Insan Ki Kitni Maa''ye Hoti Hain?
Student: 4
Teachr: Kon Kon C ........?
Student:
1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Paida Kia
1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Parhna Sikhaya
1 Hamari Dharti Maa,
Ar 1 Wo Jo Ammi Jaan Raat Ko Kehtin Hain,
"AY RAAT DE 2 VAJE KERI MAA DE NAAL GALAN KRNA PEYA AIN" ;->
295 chars (2 sms)
Sincere Pray To Allah:
(O Allah ! I Do Not Ask A Thing For Me,
Just Send To My Parents A Personalated Beautiful And Good Looking Daughter_In_Law) ;->
Ameeen.
170 chars (2 sms)
Sincere Pray To Allah:
(O Allah ! I Do Not Ask A Thing For Me,
Just Send To My Parents A Personalated Beautiful And Good Looking Daughter_In_Law) ;->
Ameeen.
170 chars (2 sms)
Girl-Mujhe Ek Esa Shohar Chahye Jo Achi Achi Baten Karey, Hansi Mazaq Karey, Aur Raton Ko Bahar Na Jae!
Boy-Tumhen Shohar Nahi FM Radio Chahye!
146 chars (1 sms)
SANIA MIRZA Details:
Age: 19
Sex: Female
Weight: 56 Kg
Height: 165 Cm
Colour: Normal
Boy Friend:Assi Hor Kon.
Brother:Tusi Hor Kon . ("_")
190 chars (2 sms)
Ek Line Mein Bahut Saari Kaali Chitiyan(Ants) Ja Rahi Hain...
Magar Un Mein Se Ek Chiti White Hai....
Aisa Kyun???
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Kyunki Vo Chiti Vidhwa (Widow) Hai..
166 chars (2 sms)
Son : Mom, Teacher Was Asking Me 2day
If U Have Any Bro Or Sis Who Will Be Coming To School
Mom : Dats Nice Of Her To Take Such Intrest In You.
So What Did She Say When U Told Her That Youre The Onlu Child
My Dear?
Son : She Just Said ... Thank Goodness
260 chars (2 sms)
Man Tries To Throw A Lady From The Window. She Opposed.
The Crowd Shouts: Stop It, Man! The Lady Is Alive.
The Guy: This Is Not A Lady, This Is My Mother-In-Law.
The Crowd Shouts: Look, She Even Resists.
207 chars (2 sms)
A Brahmin & A Japanese Married. Wat Would They Name Their 1st Girl And 1st Boy?
Guess?
Guess?
Kaveri Kawasaki & Suzuki Subramanya
145 chars (1 sms)
Teacher Said To Stundent : "How Did You Lose The Fingers Of Your Right Hand, ?"
Studnet : "Sir, I Put Them In Our Pet Cat`S Mouth To Count How Many Teeth She Had."
Teacher : "And Then How Did You Lose Your Fingers?"
Student : "The Cat Closed Her Mouth Tightly To Feel How Many Fingers I Had."
302 chars (2 sms)
Ek Faqeer Ne Memon K Ghar Ka Darwaza Khatkhtaya,
Or Bola Meray Pass Khanay Ko Aata Nahi Hai.
Memon:Acha Mujhay Pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon. .
145 chars (1 sms)
Ek Faqeer Ne Memon K Ghar Ka Darwaza Khatkhtaya,
Or Bola Meray Pass Khanay Ko Aata Nahi Hai.
Memon:Acha Mujhay Pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon. .
145 chars (1 sms)
New Remix Song Of
"ALI AZMAT"
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Junon Or Ishq Se Barhti Hai Abadi. . . . . . . .;-.
"DIL MANGAY MORE"
152 chars (1 sms)
Agar Aisa # Kisi K Pas B Ho Ga MERE ILAWA To Wo Duniya Ki Sab Sai Bari Film Ho Ga
Loading . .
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Wait Yar
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Dunya Ka Sab Sai Cool Golden # Hai Tym To Lagay Ga Khulnay Main
100%
Loading Complete
0321-000-000-0
Agar Kisi K Pass hai Tou Call Me On
0300-000-000-0
317 chars (2 sms)
Log Kehte Hain Ki Achche Log Mar K Sitare Ban Jaate Hain,
Magar Hum Kehte Hain Ki Marne Ke Baad Bhi..
Aap Jaise Log
Ghost Ban Ke Hume Daraate Hai..
157 chars (1 sms)