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Girl: Do You Love Me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would You Die For Me?
Boy: No, Mine Is Undying Love
97 chars (1 sms)
Yaar kal 125 LOGON ko bewakoof banaya.
Na yaar kaise?
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Niche deakho.
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BUS
AESE hi banbya ab 126 ho gay hain.
145 chars (1 sms)
Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai
Only 4u
Salary:25000 Pr Month
Kaam Srf Ye Hai K Sara Din Cashier K Samne Zuban Nikal Kr Bethna Hai Wo Angootha Lga Kr Note Ginega :-)
165 chars (2 sms)
What wil a pathan say when he wil be asked
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Rose petal na hota tu kia hota
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Simple yar
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Kocha "HANKIES" hota ;->
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Once Ther Was A Man By Name Bhagwan. A Beautiful Girl
By Name Raani Falls
In Love With Bhagwan. After Few Days Of Their Affair,
Raani Dies. Why??
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Kyonki Woh Bhagwan Ko Pyaari Ho Gayi!!
211 chars (2 sms)
What Do U Get ?
When A Cow Dances.
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GUIDANCE.... (Gui-Dance)....!!
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Lo Meri Girl Friend Ka Photo Dekho
Press Down
Thora Aur Neeche
Dikhi Ya Nahi ...
Haram Khor Bhabhi Ki Nazar Se Dekhta Tou Zaruur Dikhti ... ;->
210 chars (2 sms)
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Jo Ukharna Hai Ukhar Lo .... ;->
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The World Is Full Of Willing People ....
Some Willing To Work
&
Rest Let Them Willing To Work ... ;->
136 chars (1 sms)
Teacher To 16 Years Old Student: Kaka Tenu
Pata Hy, Es Umr Vich Quaid-e-Azam Ne Matric
Ker Liya C ...
Student: Sir Twadi Umar Vich Bhutto Phansi V
Charh Gya C ... ;->
176 chars (2 sms)
Main Lanat Bhejta Hoon Tum Par Aur
Tumhari Dosti Par
Main Tum Jese Ghatya Insaan k Saath
Koi Ta''aluq Nahi Rakhna Chahta
Sirf Tum Hii Nahi
Tumhari Soch Aur Rooh Bhi Khraab Hai
Tum Jese Logo''n Ko Dost Rakhna
Dosti Aur Insaaniat Dono Ki Tauheen Hy
Soch Ker Batao ye Kis Film ka Dialog Hy .... ;->
337 chars (3 sms)
3 Mice Were Boasting About Their Bravery
Mouse1: I Poisoned The Dogs Meat
Mouse2: I Ate Cheese From The Trap
Mouse3: Ok Guys I''m Leaving,I Hav A Date Wid Cat
161 chars (2 sms)
Plz Pass Ths Sms
2 All Ur Frnds..
A Person With B/Group B+ Contact $ 03216321777 Needs 2 Bottles Of
PEPSI
With
1 Large Pizza
Thanks :-)
158 chars (1 sms)
Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?
Pathan: 13
Sardar: 13 Bache Wo Kese?
Pathan: Susral Walo Se Wada Ker Ke Aya Tha Biwi Ko Khali Pait Nai Rakhunga!
164 chars (2 sms)
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Card ka number hai load kar k Miss Call De Do ...
Main ne bhi kar lia hai... ;->
115 chars (1 sms)