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''Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8th din naha lana chahiye.''
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''We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!''
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''If you think there is good in everybody, you haven''t met everybody.''
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''Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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''What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!''
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''What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I''m home!''
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''Crime doesn''t pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?''
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''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''
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''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''
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''News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.''
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''God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested''
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''God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested''
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''Why''d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.''
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''How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.''
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''Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.''
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