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''1 sardar resturent m soop pi rha tha.
boy:
sardar ji soop vich makhi ae..
sardar:
dil wada ker yar..
makhi nay ki pena ay..''
136 chars (1 sms)
''rabba dukh na dena mere DOST ko
muje chahy Sukh ka pahar day day,,
ghoomy new cycle pe Dost mera
muje baly hi purani si mercedes car day day,,
bookha na rakhna mery dost ko khany ko tazi daal day day
mujhe baly hi kal ka cake+custers+biryani aur cokr ki botal 4 day day,,
phir na kehna kay DOST dua nhi kerty....''
330 chars (3 sms)
''MUNNA BHAI
abay sarkit
ye beta
agar bina daaton kay kutta katy to kya kerny ka
SARKIT
simple bhai
boly to
bina sui k 14 injection lagany ka...''
159 chars (1 sms)
''akhoon akhoon !!!!
aRz kiya he !!!!!
A@p hAm@re dIL mAin BAse hO!!!!
W@H W@H W@H W@H W@H !
A@p hAm@re dIL mAin BAse hO!!!!
zARa SiDe PE HO jAo saans lene vali nali main phanse ho''
237 chars (2 sms)
''Ye balo Khubsorat Logon ko Dekh kay nachta hai
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Nai nacha?
Meri wari to Nach Nach kay Pagal ho gya ci...''
185 chars (2 sms)
''Teacher: Agar tm apny Ami ko "MUM" kho to
Ami say bari Khala
or choti Khala ko kya kho gay?
Sardar: Kafi der sochny kay bad
Bari ko
"MAXIMUM"
or,
Choti ko "MINIMUM"''
181 chars (2 sms)
''Sawan ki thadi raton m
Rimjim kerti Barsaton m
Ma aksar Socha kerta hon.
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manji branday vich sahi k andar lay javan...''
215 chars (2 sms)
''Aap ko Meri taraf se
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Or mere tamam Friends ki taraf se
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Or mery Chahny walon ki taraf se
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Or 16 crore Pakistanio ki taraf se
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THENGA.....Ooouuww>''
201 chars (2 sms)
''Pakistan m 1 serway
howa
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kinti Grils
" @bi " say Dosti kerna Chahti hain,
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Result:
srif 7% ne kaha-YES
Aur
93% ne kaha kamari aesi Qismat kahan''
175 chars (2 sms)
''Who said english is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....''@''
150 chars (1 sms)
''Aankhon main nami thi aur vitamin ki kammi thi,
Jiss se sari raat baat ki, woh meri mehbuba ki ammi thi;-)''
113 chars (1 sms)
''Hamari Mohabbat ka Imtehan mat lo Farzana...
Hamaray pehle hii Imtehan horahe hain Saalana. ;-)''
110 chars (1 sms)
''Labon ne aajkal muskurana chor dya hy
Khwabon ne palkon pe aana chor dya hy
Nahi khulti hai ankh ab to sehri mein
Shayed ap ne peepa bjana chor diya hy''
158 chars (1 sms)
''Jamadarni ko impress karne ka teriqa.. Press Down!
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Sadqay jaoun jamadarni ko bhi na chorna ..! :-)''
147 chars (1 sms)
''KASHTI Chli KINARA chor dia
ASMAN ne SITARA Tur dia
Tu b to Aj tak nai Sudra
Jahan Dekhi DIWAR
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L L ,,:
Wahin fawara chor dia.''
159 chars (1 sms)