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''Na jane log kion dartay hain,
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain,
Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein,
Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.''
169 chars (2 sms)
''Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha -
DHISHKYOUN!''
138 chars (1 sms)
''Udhar aap majboor baithe hain...
..Idhar hum majboor baithe hai..
.Baat ho to kaise ho.
Jab idhr udhr do kanjUs baiThe hai..''
157 chars (1 sms)
''CONGRATS" U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ''Member of Bhikari Association''
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A''s.''
149 chars (1 sms)
''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..
Neend me khwab accha lagta he..
Aap bhale he hame sms nahi bhejo,
Hume to aapki kanjusi ka ye aandaz accha lagta he!''
154 chars (1 sms)
''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..
Neend me khwab accha lagta he..
Aap bhale he hame sms nahi bhejo,
Hume to aapki kanjusi ka ye aandaz accha lagta he!''
154 chars (1 sms)
''Height Of Kanjusi . . .
Searching For second Hand Tata Nano Car. . .
That too with gas kit...!!!''
148 chars (1 sms)
''Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJH NA musquil hai,CYCLONE ko DEKH NA musquil hai,BHOOKAMP mein REHNA musquil hai,............ LAGTA hai waise hi AAP KA EK SMS paana musquil haii............''
182 chars (2 sms)
''Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se ''Muskarana'',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo''
151 chars (1 sms)
''INTEHA HO GYI INZAR KI
AAYI NA SMS KI RING MERE YAAR KI
YE HME HAI YAKIN
KANJUS WO TO NAHI
FIR WAZA KAYA HUA
INTEZAR KI?''
129 chars (1 sms)
''Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi
karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!''
154 chars (1 sms)
''Sms karne me kitna maza ata hai,
Lekin dil ghabrata hai
Kyon k balance jata hai
Lekin asal maza to tab ata hai,
Jab kanjoos logon se
Sms ka jawab ata hai...!''
176 chars (2 sms)
''Tum Muje SMS Bhejo Ya Na Bhejo Tumhare Na Bhejne Ka Koi Gam Nhi Khushi Is Baat Ki Hai Ki Tumhari Ye Ada Kisi MARVADI Se Kam Nhi.........!!!
141 chars (1 sms)
''kash tum BAKRI hote,
hum tume GHAS khilate or pyar se tumare SING
hilate or puchte msg bhejne me
kanjus kon tu ya main?
to tum pyar
se bolte MAI..MAI..MAI''
163 chars (2 sms)
''Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai,
kisiko satane ki b had hoti hai,
sms bhjne ki koshish karo janab,
mufat ke sms padne ki b had hoti hai!!
140 chars (1 sms)