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Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?
Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)
119 chars (1 sms)
Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!
Girl: Any Proof ?
Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)
134 chars (1 sms)
Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske
Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di pappU Lekin,
Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha...
No ball day di... ;->
149 chars (1 sms)
Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.
Dost: Kiun?
Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)
143 chars (1 sms)
6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN
1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22
2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it
3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions
4.Guns function normal everyday
5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it
6.MOST IMP:
U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;)
333 chars (3 sms)
Ae mere "ALLAH"
"HumAyuN Babar" k sarey GUNNAH,
Jo janey anjaney mein huey hyn
Unhei''n muaff farma !
Uski mushkile''n duur farma !
Aur
Meri dua Qubool farma"AAMEEN"
Shukriya..
Aap log tou dua kro ge nhi
Aise hi DUA krwani paregi Aap logo''n se .. (=
272 chars (2 sms)
Pakistan Me New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai
"LIbas"
Lekin Pori FiLm Me Nazr Nai Aya.
116 chars (1 sms)
"R e c e s s i o n"
Is When
A Neighbor Loses His Job ...
"D e p r e s s i o n"
Is When
You Lose Yours ... =P ;)
121 chars (1 sms)
WelCome to
"SACH KA SAMNA"
jawab sirf
HA
ya
NA
me dena he
Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal..
Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho?
Ans plz
158 chars (1 sms)
What is love?
jab teri girlfriend GAS chhode
aur tujhe wo bhi Gulab ki khushbu
jaisi lage to samaj lena
Tujhe sachha pyar ho gaya...
149 chars (1 sms)
Histry of Pakorey
Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls
Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha..
Jab Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo
Kac''che The To Baloach
Bola
"PAKO REY" .. ;)
164 chars (2 sms)
In USA Every Year Edison''s Birthday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins.
But Here Due To Over Respect,
We Celebrate It Daily For 3-4 Hours! ;-)
159 chars (1 sms)
Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu
Std-Theek hai ji,
Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas
ke 3 din select karta Hun
160 chars (1 sms)
(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,
agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,
aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,
peeche chale to zan mured,
aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,
agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,
agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
ghar mein rahe to nakara,
bachon ko dantay to jabir,
na dantay to laperwah,
aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,
na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
.
.
Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...
476 chars (3 sms)
Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hy.
Aur
Jo Rozay wale din Eid manaye?
Aray Sahi Pehchana
Wo Pathan hy ... =P ;)
150 chars (1 sms)