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If I were to make a dictionary
CUTE - YOU
SWEET - YOU
THOUGHTFUL - YOU
GOOD LOOKING - YOU
BEAUTIFUL - YOU
LIAR - ME ... =P ;->
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An Excellent Road Sentence Written on National Highway:
"Go Slow, Unless You Have An Urgent Appointment With GOD ... !" ;)
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A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class
JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down
"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"
5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->
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- K r R r A z Y -
T r u t h
H u r t s
May Be Not As Much As
Jumping On A Bicycle
With Seat Missing ...
But It
H u r t s ... =P ;)
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Please Is Number Se Aanay Wali Koi Call Recieve Na Karen.
For God Sake!
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03216307893 (Sender Number)
Balkay Thori Ghairat Dikha Kar Khud Call Kar Len. :-)
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Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.
Wah Wah
Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.
Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,
Janay Kab Maang Lo Udhaar. :-)
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Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha.
Police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?
Aadmi: Main Apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar Ghar Ja Raha hon.
Police: To is Tarha bhag Q Rahe ho?
Admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K Ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)
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1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.
Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di.
Dehaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:
"Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)
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Waisey tou un dono bhaiyo ke pyar ki koi misaal na thi "paPpu"
Par raat ko Cheni ki khatir dono kutton ki tarha lar
paray... ;->
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1 aurat 2sri se,
Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,
wo ksi larki se milta hy
2sri aurt,
Phr tm kya karogi?
1st
Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hun ;->
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A girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I go for a Walk?
Mom: Alright, but ask your fresh air to drop you home by 10 P.M. =P ;->
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Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan cities . . .
ISLAMABAD
Hello Janu
chalo aj CHINEESE Restaurant m Dinner Meri traf sy
RAWALPINDI
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon
LAHORE
Hello Janu
aj to film ka mood ban rha hy aur wo b Tumhry saath
KARACHI
Hello Janu
what a Fantastic Mosam
Chalo Beach py Jaty hy..
PESHAWAR
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hy
Tum khairiyat sy to ho?? ;->
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"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D
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Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .
Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator
Women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo
Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja bacha heen hul shakoor maum-batti baar.... =P ;)
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5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide 2 jump off.
How many r left? ?
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Still 5 left..
Moral:
There''s a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (:
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