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Best error message of the century.....!!!!
An error shown by a computer:
No keyboard connected!!
Press F1 to continue... ;->
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My dear,
GOOD NEWS 4 U
Meiny ghor se dekha hai.
k aap ka naam
N_R_O LIST me nhi hai.
BE HAPPY ;->
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GOLDEN WORDS.....!
Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa Amal karega
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Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.
Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.
Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?
Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
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Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa...
Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 "Cow"
Zibah Kardi..;-)!
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1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:
Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.
Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,
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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)
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I Got Zero Marks in Exam.
So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!
Q.1 What is Formula of Water?
Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).
Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page 120.
Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.
Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,
Me or Teacher?:-)
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Parent:How did you write your exam?
Son:they have given the questions which I don''t know.
So I wrote answers which they don''t know..!!
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Jab koi baat bigad jae
jab koi mushkil badh jae
toh
toh
toh
Hoth ghuma,
seeti baja,
seeti baja k bol
bhaiya...
ALL IZZ WELL
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New 2010
This authentical poem is written on tatti
by u better knows.
Kyun tatti tatti krti hai,
kyun lende pe tu mrti hai.
Ik bat muje btla de tu,
us Qabaz se kyun nai drti hai,
kea hota hai tatti mein,
tatti ki lga dun dheri,
mein barish kr dun tati ki,
jo tu ho jae meri ... =P ;->
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There are 3 kind of Men..
Do u know...?
1-The ASIANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.
2-The AMERICANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.
3-The PAKISTANIS-
They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most... ;->
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All pakistani nation se guzarish hai
k chand dino k liye susoo bathrom me na krein
bal k shoper me pack kr k wapda k office
me jama krwa dein ta k jaldi pani ki
kami puri ho or or or
Load shedding ka jaldi khatma ho plz
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Breaking News:
Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about australia that:
Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->
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Message Of Da Day
Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na berhao!
Ho sakta hai us nay...
Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hon!
-Commandar Safegaurd
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Pakistani Cricket team ko Hollywood Movie ki offer Hui Hy.
Yousuf Hero hoga.. Movie ka Naam Hy..
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11 IDIOTS =P =X
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