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A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
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Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
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Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??
Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p
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Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,
Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p
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God thought that since
he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
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Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
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Thandi hai CoFFe garam kar Lo, Is PaTHar DiL ko thoda sa NaRaM kar Lo, Aapke hote hue InBoX khali Hai, Thori si to YaaRoN sHaRaM kar Lo...;-)
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Vakeel:Tallaaq Karwane K Rs.50,000/-Lgengey
Husband:Pagal Ho Kia?Qazi Ne Rs.101/- May Shaadi Karwai Thi!
VAKeeL Dekh liya na Sastey Kaam ka Nateeja
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APKO GUL AHMAD K KAPRY PASAND HAI KIA?
ACHA
TO
TO
TO
TO
TO
TO
PHIR
GUL AHMAD
KIA PEHNY GA....?
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ap insan nahi ho our na hi insan kehlane ke layaq ho.
ap to aik farishta ho.
kon sa farishta?
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Wo farishta jo jannat se nikala gaya tha.:-)
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Usualy i only snd msg to 3 peopl who r either: vry cute vry swe8 or vry special Bt in ur case i m making an exeption
U r 3 in 1:-)
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Ek bari ek bhikhari Santa ko kehta k bhagwaan ke naam pe kuch dede..Santa ne apni cycle bahar nikali aur usko.
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Cycle pe "JHOOTHE" dene lagg gaya--..
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Santa starts working in a Museum enquiry counter.
One man asks Santa - How Old is this Dinosaur''s fossil?
Santa - Hmmm... It is 70 million years and 23 days old
Man - How can you tell so accurately?
Santa - When I joined the museum 23 days back, they told me that it is a 70 Million Year old fossil and not to touch it.
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Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo
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Khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi Beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi Mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi bewafa Isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasaa rakhi thi.
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