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A BEAUTIFUL
BIRD
send to wish U HAPPY Bird Flu.
117 chars (1 sms)
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DICTIONARY T9
Ab Screen ko aik hath se chupalo aur yeh key press karo
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aur magic dekho
142 chars (1 sms)
Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office.
Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!
Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!
272 chars (2 sms)
once there was a crow,
nashe wich betha se oh,
usne peg laye c do,
Oh tally gaya c ho,
ik chidi rahi c ro,
crow ne ched diti c oh,
chidi de piyo ne fir kutteya crow,
crow sharminda gaya c ho,
hu chidi nu behan kehnda hai oh...
Moral:- PEG LA KE KISI DE DHI BEHAN NU NAA CHEDO...
290 chars (2 sms)
1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-Yar bade arsay ki baat hai ADAMI marne k bad BHOOT ban jata hai, lekin yeh AURAT marne k bad b CHUREL ki CHUREL hi rahti hai
148 chars (1 sms)
Memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal Mehnat Se kam Kia,islie 5000 ka Bonus Cheque de raha Hu,
Agar isi Tara kam Karogeto agle Sal ispar sign kardunga
150 chars (1 sms)
Humara Khwab
“Bhokaa“
“Nangaa“
“Punjab“
Har Qadam,
“Khud Kushi Ki Janib“
Baat To Ehsaas Ki Hai
Cycle Per Moher Lagayien.
“Ch.Azab-E-Ilahi“ ;->
170 chars (2 sms)
AAP VOTE KIS KO DAINGE ?
PPP KO ?
MMA KO ?
MQM KO ?
ANP KO ?
PML Q KO ?
PML N KO
VOTE JIS KO BHI DO
LEKIN
WINNER ?
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PARVEZ MUSHARRAF ONLY. . . ;->
215 chars (2 sms)
Meri Dua Hai K
Aap Taraqi Ker K
Uppar Jao
Itna
Uppar Jao
Itna
Uppar Jao
K
Farishte Kahain
“Nawa Aya Ain Sonya. . . “ ;->
181 chars (2 sms)
Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .
She Wants To Kiss U On The Phone. . . "
Boss: "I''m Busy. . . .
U May Take The Message & Pass It On To Me, Later. . . " ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
When i dont get ur sms!!
A little pain in my heart.
A small tear in my eyes
And sadness falls on my face.
What is this?
Its nothing
“Just Dramabazi“ ;->
206 chars (2 sms)
Lo Bhai Mitro
Jo Marzi Ho Jave
Ajj Leni Hi Leni Ae
Chahe Sabut Hove
Chahe Fatti Hove
Chahe Khulli Hove
Chahe Band Hove
Chahe Koi V Rung Hove. . .
Je Kisi Kudi Ne Na Diti Ta Kisi Munde Di Hi Le Leni Ae. . .
Par Leni Zarur Hai. . .
Kyun k. . .
Hun Exams Aa Gaye Ne Te Hun Kitaan Ton Bagair Guzara Nahi Hona . . . ;->
363 chars (3 sms)
Failure Is Not When
Your GirlFriend Leaves
You
It''s When You
Don''t Try For
Her Sister . . . ;->
142 chars (1 sms)
Kuch Bewakuf Log Sms Ki Ek Line Parhte Hyn
Kuch Be Wakuf Sms Ki Do Line Parhte Hyn
Kuch Bewakuf Aadha Sms Parhte Hyn
Par Aap Ne Tou
Bewakufi Ki Hadh Hii Kerdi
Abhi Tak Sms PArh Rahe Ho . . . ;->
233 chars (2 sms)
Ant: Whtz Ur Age
Elephant: 5 Yrs
Ant: But U r So Heavy
Elephant: Tan Ki Shakti , Mann Ki Shakti Bournvita. . .
Elephant: Whtz Ur Age
Ant: 18 Yrs
Elephant: But U r So Small
Ant: Fair n Lovly Lagao Aur Apni Umar Chupao. . . . ;->
238 chars (2 sms)