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Ekaadmi tha..!
woh kisiko msg nahi karta tha...!
kisiko call nahi karta tha...
fir bhi uska balance jata tha...
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kyunki woh ek tang pe khada tha..!
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A Punjab Policeman notices his wife stealing Rs 500 note from his pocket
Says to his wife"I caught u red handed"
Wife take him to the corner and says"Ghar ki baat hai 100 rupey may nipta lo"
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Tortoise & Rabbit gave SSC exam. Tortoise 80% Rabbit 81% Both wanted admission in good college. Rabbit dint get admission but tortoise got How?
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REMEMBER tortoise won d race..!
SPORTS QUOTA :-P
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One for Physics students!!
if a man if walking down from the 3 floor to the ground floor!! what does he need??
Ans: STEP-DOWN Transformer!!
148 chars (1 sms)
what is the height of kAnjoOsi...!
Buying second hand nAno cAr with LPG kiT..!
87 chars (1 sms)
dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?
sOn: ji dAd, shOes kO pOlish kyA, peN mein iNk dALA, UnifOrm irON kiyA, skoOl bAg reAdy kiyaA
aAb sirF pAdnA baAki hAi..
164 chars (2 sms)
Once upon a time, Sada and Ada, visited a coal mine to find some diamonds.
Sada takes a right and Ada turns left.
Sada has only a shovel, but Ada had sophisticated diamond mining tools.
Yet, Sada finds a diamond but Ada doesn''t (even after digging for 10 kms) !!!
Why ??
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Kyonki...Hira hai Sada ke liye!!!
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A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
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"It really works!"
312 chars (2 sms)
What did d Refrigerator say when u stood in front of it??????????
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COOL inside.
FOOL outside
110 chars (1 sms)
samachar patro ke kuch majedar add.
)==>kya aap anpadh hai?
nisulk madad ke liye likhe.
)==>auto repare-nisulk pik-up or dilivery.
ek bar hamari sewa lijiye or aap
fir kahi nahi jayenge.
)==>teacher chahiye-pre-schol ke liye teen saal ke teacher ki jarurat hai,
anubhawi ko wariyata di jayegi.
)==>second hand caar-dhokha khane ke liye kahi or kyu jate hai/hamare paas aayiye
)==>kutta bikri ke liye-sab kuch kha leta hai,
bachho ko to bahut pasand karta hai
484 chars (4 sms)
ek sadhu ne car park ke paas kutiya banai.
log uski kutiya ke agal bagal car or skuter khadi karne lage to usne baurd lagaya ki yaha gadiya khadi karna mana hai
ullanghan karne walo ko shrap diya jayega.
206 chars (2 sms)
ek teacher se puchha gaya ki wo apne bachho ko kya padhate hai?
teacher ne bade aaram se ans diya-
pahle to mai unhe batata hu ki mai kya batyane wala hu,
fir jo batana hota hai mai unhe bata deta hu,
or ant me,mai unhe ye batata hu ki maine unhe kya bataya hai
266 chars (2 sms)
LIGHTS
CAMERA
ACTION
CUT CUT CUT
TAKE 2
LIGHTS
CAMERA
ACTION
AIK BAAT BATAO
PEHLEY APNA MOU DHOKAR AA PHR TAKE 3 LEY
203 chars (2 sms)
Do U know About the shortest boOk ever written????
its titled''''what women want?''''
And it has only one word...''''everything''''
142 chars (1 sms)
Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai.
170 chars (2 sms)