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what did clive lloyd say to michael holding during a presentation ceremony??
i am cliverly holding the mike..and speaking lloydly..
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Aaj Apne Dil Ke Derwaze Humare Liye Khøl Do,
Jo Kuch Hai Dil Me Bus Bol Do,
Ager Humara SmS Acha Nahi Hai Tou,
Isi Waqt Apna Mobile Tod Do . . . . . ;->
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Long ago, a person who sacrificed his sleep, his family, his food, his laughter.. was called a SAINT!
But,
now he is called a
"HUSBAND" ;-D
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Light can replace dark
Succes can replace failure
A smile can replace pain
But nothng cn replace U,
U KNW WHY?
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Defective piece,
No Replacement!
Hehehe!
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Job In Mobilink
Send Ur Resume to [email protected]
Location Kchi
Salary: 60,000
Job Nature:
Mobile Tower Pe Beth Kay china mobile k signal rokne Hain
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Hakaya Makaya
Rumba Zumba
Timbak Tumbak
Gubba Jubba
Hiba Hu
Jinga Lala Hu...
Congratulation!
U R
Perfect Jungli ;)
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Are you know jAn|x?
Today is world women''s day . Kaash aap women hote men aapko happy women world day kehta. :-D.
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.
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During a mArAthon...
A persOn felL in tHe ditCh aNd stiLl cAme 1st..!
hOw??
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cOz eVeRy 1 said
''''aa pOpat,pOpat''''...
so he becAme a pOpAt aNd flEw AwAy...!
And cAme 1st..!
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The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working when you get up in the morning,
and doesn''t stop until you get to the office.
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Arz kiya hai....
tere gam mein aye zalim hasina .....hum khana bhul gaye ...
tere gam mein aye zalim hasina .....hum khana bhul gaye ...
majnu ki kabr khudi aur hum nahana bhul gaye :P
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Ever wonder why
the sun LIGHTENS our hair, but DARKENS our skin?
Why is it that to STOP Windows 98, you have to click START?
Why is ''ABBREVIATED'' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do PRACTICE?
Why is the man who invests all your money called BROKER?
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Q:Why were hurricanes ussualy named after women?
A:Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, but when they go they take your house and the car.!
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Life is full of rewards
If you eat properly
exercise and take good care of yourself for 60 years
what is your reward
A senior citizen card
20% discount.
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Quaid-e-Azam
Baani-e-Millat
Fatima Jinah
Maader-e-Millat
Liaqat Ali Khan
Shaheed-e-Millat
&
Parvez Musharraf ? ? ?
Aatey Ki Qillat . . . ;->
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