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(Ans. Bhejo)
RAJA apne kute nu bahut pyar karda c,kute ne wazir nu wad dita,
wazir ne kute nu sza den lyi kiha pr raja ta kute nu bahut pyar karda
c,usne wazir nu kiha k tu sza de par ohi sza mai tenu dewanga.Wazir
ne kute nu ki sza diti k kuta mar gya te wazir bach gya?
(reply must)
290 chars (2 sms)
Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
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Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?
Its Challenge for u Ans it ?
191 chars (2 sms)
IK ADMI NE 1 Bewa se Shaadi ki uski Jawan Beti se os k Baap ne Shaadi ki..
Yun os ke wo Beti os ke Maa ban gae,
un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri behn hoi,
Magr wo uski Naani ka shohar Tha is liye wo meri_____- b hoi,
challange
(NAWASEEE)
248 chars (2 sms)
Woh kon si cheez hai jise agay se Allah ne banaya hai or pheche se Insaan ne.
it''s Challange 4 all
Tell me on my No.
124 chars (1 sms)
1 Badshah k Agay Dunya k Kahane Ki har Cheez pari Hoti Hai Lakin Woh Nahi Khata, Or Kheta Hai k 1 Cheez Hoti To Khata,
Batao Woh Cheez Kya Hai.....
Challange 4 All...
Tell Me On My NUmber.
194 chars (2 sms)
A Beggar''s Brother Died, But The Man Who Died Had No Brother
How Could This Be...?
Answers :-
The Beggar Was A Female
128 chars (1 sms)
A Man Was Walking In The Jungle, He Only Had One Bullet In His Gun, Bet Yet He Shot A Puma And A Cougar.
How Did He Do This..
Answer :-
A Puma And A Cougar Are The Same Animal.
186 chars (2 sms)
1- Wo Konsi Jaga Hai Jahan Suraj Ki Kirne Sirf 1 Dafa Pari Ab Qayamt Tak Nahin Paregi.
2- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Khaya Hai Per Piya Kabhi Nahin.
3- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Jhoot Bola Aur Jannat Main Jayega.
4- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Sach Bola Aur Jahannum Main Jayegi.
5- Insan K Jism Main Rooh K Rehne Ki Jagah Kahan Hai.
Its Challenge For All.
345 chars (3 sms)
1.Wo Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Kheenchne
Se Choti Hoti Hai?
2.Woh Konsa Janwar Hai Jis K Kaan Nhn
Per Sunta Hai, Dant Nhn Per Katta Hai?
3. Asad Abdullah Ka Baap Hai.
Asad Abdullah K Baap Ka______ Hai?
4.Ek Ganja Chor Chori Karne Ata Hai
Sub Kch Ley Jata Hai Per
Ek Cheez Nhn Bolo Kya? ;->
Hy Dum Tu Batao :
320 chars (2 sms)
"RIdDLE Of thE NIte."
Q: Aik GOoNga apNI GirL fRieND Ko GaANa kIs taRAH sUNae ga?
RePLY MuST.. .
103 chars (1 sms)
Iss Ques Ka Ans Btaho
QUES?
Wo Khon Si Cheez Hai Jis Ko Agar Zameen Pe Painko To Nahi Tootti,
Lekin Agar Pani Mein Painko To Toot Jati Hai.
Ans is."ReflEctiOn"
166 chars (2 sms)
India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,
Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki
Pagri pehnta hai
Naam hai uska...
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)
175 chars (2 sms)
Santa Xerox Karne K Bad Kya Kar Raha Hai
Kya Kar Raha Hai..
Simple Check Kar Raha Hai Ki Kahi
Koi Speling Mistake To Nahi Hogaya Hai
144 chars (1 sms)
Sardar 2 Kanjos: Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi Ko Chom Rha Hai,
Kyun?
Kanjos:Chup Kar Ja Bwaqoof!
Tujhy Pata Nhe K
LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga..
169 chars (2 sms)
Sardar Ki Maa
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur
Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se
Sardaar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.
261 chars (2 sms)