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Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.
Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company..
Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya..
Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga
140 chars (1 sms)
Sardar :
I Love You Da Ki Mtlab
Honda Ae .. ?
Girl :
Main Tum Se Pyar
Krti Hoon ... !!!
Sardar :
Aaj Ka Di Kuriya''n Ty
Barii Besharam Ne 1 Gal
Da Mtlb Ki Puchya
Free Ho Gau ... ;->
199 chars (2 sms)
Eik Sardar Ne Najomi Se Pocha:
"Kya Main Agly Janam Mn
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?
Najoomi Ne Jawab Diya,
"Aik Hi Facility Baar Baar Nhi Mil Skti . . . :P :D ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
Ek Sardar ne Road Pe
Ek Garha Khoda Aur Us
Main Ja K Beth Gya
Dure Sardar Ne Poocha
''''Aey Ki Ho Riya Ae Paa Ji?''''
1st Sardar Replied
''''Gehria''n Sochaa''n'''' ;->
182 chars (2 sms)
Man:Sardaar G Apki Behan Gum Ho Gai Hai. . .
Chlain Usay Dhonday.
Sardar: Chor Yaar Kyun Time Zaya Krna,
Kal Geo T.V
Per Aa Jaye Gi.
137 chars (1 sms)
1 sardar Kafi deir baad pind aya
Pind di mitti
Sung k kehnda
Hun te mitti di khushbo badl gai aa
2nd;
"^A mitti nai a
Sukki tatti a^"
146 chars (1 sms)
Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.
Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
yahan bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.
222 chars (2 sms)
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon
149 chars (1 sms)
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...
Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->
147 chars (1 sms)
Ek Sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar Musibat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...
Man :
Wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->
160 chars (1 sms)
Judge: Y U''ve Stolen
Money 4rm Dis Man?
Sardar: My Lord I''ve Nt
Stolen Money. He Jst
Gave It 2 Me
Judge: Whn He Gave U
Money?
Sardar: Whn I Showd
Him Gun ;->
171 chars (2 sms)
Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?
Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.
Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..
140 chars (1 sms)
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
144 chars (1 sms)
1st Sardar:
Yaar koi aisa kaam
bata jis main ziada
profit ho ?
2nd Sardar:
Aisa ker sardiyo''n
mein sasti Baraf le
ker garmiyo''n mein
baich de ... ;->
165 chars (2 sms)