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Madhuri
Bipasha
Mallika Sheravat
neha dhupia
Rani mukherji
isha deol
twinkle khanaa
“sabhi ki or se tume Rakhi ki bahut badhai.....“
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Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“
Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.“
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Hey how r u?How''s life?
Buddy my engagement is fixed on the 30th of this month
so u r invited n please pray for me!!!
hAmY
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What is the height of kind heartedness?
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Its "me" messaging u
inspite of d busy schedule!
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Pakistan means
P=Pistol
A=Atom bomb
K=Khud kash hamla
i=Ilim ki kami
S=Sarkon pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam''s sleeping
N=No response
Yhe he pakistan meri jaan
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2000 mai Lipstick kitnee Sastii Hotii tHiii :)
bUt aj tu sab se farighhh Brand Bhi Mehnga ha :(
jeeenay Doo mushii
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if
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5=?
before scrollin think.
answer is 1
Remember 5=1
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Height Of Dreaming:
Bill Gates cAme tO Me And Asked
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Are,Tere pAas xp ki Cd hAi kyA?
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Before Marriage. . .
A Man Yearns For The Woman He Loves. . .
While
After Marriage. . .
The "Y" Becomes Silent. . . ;->
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What Did The Banana Says To The Elephant. . . ?
Nothing. . .
Bananas Can’t Talk Stupid. . . ;->
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Having A Girl Friend Is Like "Playing Cards". . .
U Need HEART To LOVE Her
A CLUB To TAKE Her
A DIAMOND To GIFT Her
&
A SPADE To Burry Her . . . :-P
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Men are like bank accounts.
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Without a lot of money they don''t generate a lot of interest. . . ;->
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Fairy Tales End With . . .
"They Lived Happily Ever After . . ."
But
Family Takes Begind With . . .
"They Fought Happily Ever After. . . " ;->
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What Do U Call A Dog With No Legs . . . .? ? ?
Don''t Matter What U Call Him, He Can''t Bite U . . . ;->
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead. . . ;->
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